official nikk account

spreading this on my blockchain

Stop shooting at f/1.8

don’t listen to grandpa. he has lead poisoning

they want us to use pinhole camera. they're trying to trick us

yeah mine too:
`print("hello world")`

always

today i woke up a man

one of the many dangers of music

springtime wade thru the park

to the lab

fog

who is responsible for this

no ham, no son

EMPLOYER: why should i hire you
ME: i will release your son unharmed

my mouth, it foams for thee

that's what i like to hear

i declare all shit to be crazy-style until further notice

if peter parker bites you, you become spidermanman

they enabled my ass in the settings pane

guest lecture in the shower

pls 💅

fiddle dee dee
that will require a tetanus shot

if you talk to me before i have my coffee, i will kill you and then i will kill myself

beware the serrated edges of the corn flake

peekin on ur metadata

only guy left alive in the murder mansion bc every time somebody dies i say it's probably an accident

grandma-ass behavior

recipe calls for the juice of 4 eggs

and when you only feel like having half a egg

patenting the resealable egg