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Managing editor of http://wonkette.com, executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://evanhurst.substack.com) Southern, dog person, lover of music and food. Bless your heart.

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My god, this is amazing

07.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, if I have fully misunderstood where the conversation came from, I apologize.

But my points stand, because in light of this new war, I’m seeing a lot of of this bullshit come up again.

If it shouldn’t necessarily be directed at you, or if you’re going viral for unfair reasons, I’m sorry.

07.03.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Which the ruling regime is trying to kill, every bit of it.

I’m old enough to remember that right before October 7, Israeli citizens were in the streets every night protesting because Netanyahu was pulling off an authoritarian takeover of the judiciary.

07.03.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This post, the original one, where you stupidly accuse people of β€œbacking” Iran, as if everything is some fight between good and evil, devoid of complexity.

Sorry, but I’m not gonna cheer for Netanyahu’s bullshit. Not eight months ago, not today.

07.03.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And the only reason the religious extremists in Israel aren’t hanging gays is because the prevailing culture hasn’t allowed them to.

So fucking spare me.

07.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And it really gets under my skin when they do that by trying to pretend their chosen religious fascists hold to some kind of liberal kind of open minded ideals.

I’m sorry, but I think the religious extremists in Israel and Iran are both bugfucking insane, equally.

(2)

07.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it was from eight months ago. I don’t care if you criticize Bibi’s regime.

I just don’t like bootlickers who use Manichean logic to guilt people into condemning one religious fascist regime while giving another one a complete and total pass. (1)

07.03.2026 09:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Like 165 little girls?

07.03.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I didn’t write the last line because I didn’t figure out what should replace β€œTennessee”

07.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Bondi Top, you’ll always be home sweet home to me, good old Bondi Top …

07.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, OK, I get it. There has been a time where LGBTQ rights in Israel have indeed been something to admire. But Israel is currently run by right-wing religious fanatics, and that’s been an encroaching situation for years now.

Nothing you’re saying is the flex you think it is.

07.03.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s weird that you’re ignoring the fact that the people who are pushing Israeli foreign policy right now want to make Tel Aviv Pride as small as Tehran Pride.

And then when you combine that with the fact that they’re making common cause with Handmaid’s Tale Christians like Mike Huckabee …

07.03.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Or anybody who can imagine yourself as anything other than the main character of any story, I’d add

07.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not a very complex thinker are ya

07.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

22 city/29 highway in the Outback, says internet

06.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

chalk up another failure for 'bomb them until they overthrow their own government for us' i'm sure it'll work one of these days

06.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1560 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 4

the US has already lost in iran, their only hope was iran collapsing in a day or two, and it didn't, so now their only options are to declare victory & slink away or try to put boots on the ground & lose way harder

06.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2441 πŸ” 277 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 14

So what I think I just heard Pete Hegseth say is that the way we honor the people who have died so far in a stupid war to distract from Donald Trump’s child rape Epstein files is to re-dedicate ourselves to the mission the stupid war to distract from Donald Trump’s child rape Epstein files?

05.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Senate is poison.

05.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too Change our mind.

Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too www.wonkette.com/p/guess-pete...

05.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Kristi Noem was DHS secretary approximately the same amount of time the dog she murdered was alive.

05.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Does he get to bring his own fuck blanket?

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So does Corey have to stay and be Markwayne Mullin's fuckpiece or is he leaving too?

05.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

One time when I was 10 I played β€œMemory” from CATS as an impromptu duet with Bill Clinton.

05.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Imprison that little bitch.

04.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pete Hegseth Got New Call Of Duty, Mom Ordered Pizza, Says We Can Stay Up As Late As We Want Later we can sneak into his dad's office and look at his Playboys!

Pete Hegseth Got New Call Of Duty, Mom Ordered Pizza, Says We Can Stay Up As Late As We Want www.wonkette.com/p/pete-hegse...

04.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Excellent Candidate Wins Texas Democratic Senate Primary. Now Let’s Flip The Seat In November. Our headline would have been the same either way.

Excellent Candidate Wins Texas Democratic Senate Primary. Now Let’s Flip The Seat In November. www.wonkette.com/p/excellent-...

04.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜No to war’: SΓ‘nchez doubles down after Trump threat to cut off trade with Spain PM says his country will not be complicit in growing conflict in Middle East β€˜simply out of fear of reprisals from someone’ * Middle East crisis – live updates * Europe live – latest updates The Spanish prime minister, Pedro SΓ‘nchez, has responded to Donald Trump’s extraordinary threat to cut off all trade with Spain over his government’s refusal to facilitate the US’s ongoing attacks against Iran, comparing the growing conflict in the Middle East to playing β€œRussian roulette with the destiny of millions”. SΓ‘nchez, who has been one of the most vociferous European critics of Israel’s conduct in Gaza, said his government’s position on the widening instability could be summed up in three words: β€œNo to war.” Continue reading...

β€˜No to war’: SΓ‘nchez doubles down after Trump threat to cut off trade with Spain

04.03.2026 10:35 πŸ‘ 678 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 62

As many people have correctly pointed out: the worst outcome of this war is nuclear annihilation.

04.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 680 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 3

Talarico will be the Democratic nominee in Texas:

04.03.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 568 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5