Two-piece Advocate

Markwayne asked him to show what that airplane do and he didn’t like it

Annnnd, here we are

There’s really no path forward in a country where there is an audience for this

When this is all over, we’re going to need reeducation camps

If you are not expecting a refund, do not file your taxes

Hearing a mediocre white woman refer to herself as hot sends my various forms of wokeness into open combat with each other

All of our interpersonal relationships would fail before any of these institutions, because we aren’t erasing the old lies, and people will continue to believe them

Society. Literally all of it, all at once

Jesus Christ

This nigga got gender-affirming furniture

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

I’m simply not going to pretend that Shield of the Americas is a thing

Does she get to keep the fuckplane?

This. They are definitely not letting an actual resistance and the social movements of the 2010s happen again. And you can see it everywhere, this is the We Ain't Doing Shit website

The nuclear block is meant to stop the dissemination of information. It’s absolutely absurd that I’m prevented from seeing the content from someone I didn’t block and who didn’t block me, because someone blocked or was blocked by a third-party

A beer can has a diameter of 66mm

Screenshot from LinkedIn that says: My Marathon Motivation: Supporting Others in Times of Need Chris Kempczinski Chris Kempczinski Chris Kempczinski Published Oct 6, 2021 + Follow For more than half of my life, I have been a marathon runner. If all goes according to plan, I will complete my 20th career marathon in Chicago on Sunday and my 21st marathon in New York City next month.

Holy shit. There is zero chance that man eats McDonald’s

I guarantee you that man runs marathons

That man is a Duke/Harvard grad whose father was a vascular surgeon. McDonald’s has never been FOOD to him.

I’ve yet to be presented with a non-creep use case

One day we’re gonna have an honest conversation about Black Southerners— the most reliable bloc in the Dem base, and de facto selectors of presidential nominees, continue to fuck us by basing their vote on who they think a hypothetical white man will vote for.

I got a LinkedIn message about working for MrBeast, which I showed my son, and properly deleted. Now I guess we know what it’s for

Relatives I haven’t seen since high school be like “oooh you done got fat”. Bitch I was 6’5”, 170. I filled out. tf you expect?

We've renamed the DOD the Department of War. Our troops are Warfighters. No of course we're not "at war" you dumb lib

the reddest of all possible flags

Latinos when they pronounce the letter “S”

If you have been to Dubai and it wasn’t for business or a stop over, why? What made you travel thousands of miles to go to THAT place?

We’re going to kill everybody because we as society could not abandon some fucking make-believe

Just know that if we’re texting and you send me a voice memo, that part of the conversation will forever remain a mystery to me