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my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast: - @killthecomputer.com - https://www.illconceivedpodcast.com a reputable journalist at @theonion.com

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We are currently outside the ICE Broadview concentration camp where Sunny Naqvi’s family believes her to be held after being detained in O’Hare by federal authorities.

07.03.2026 04:49 👍 5153 🔁 1080 💬 47 📌 14

every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity

07.03.2026 06:21 👍 1918 🔁 311 💬 29 📌 3
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Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay ...

“You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trump

07.03.2026 01:00 👍 1940 🔁 285 💬 30 📌 12
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is this good

06.03.2026 22:35 👍 1631 🔁 139 💬 61 📌 15
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 👍 12301 🔁 1818 💬 440 📌 162

china is going to send equipment and intelligence to iran so i guess it just is officially just world war 3? lol

06.03.2026 20:24 👍 1846 🔁 117 💬 100 📌 20

living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices

06.03.2026 18:35 👍 4064 🔁 388 💬 73 📌 38
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american century of humiliation incoming

06.03.2026 17:39 👍 2375 🔁 268 💬 64 📌 61

i’m currently learning looney tunes military tactics are a century old

06.03.2026 06:48 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i’ve just never seen it before tbh

06.03.2026 06:46 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Gulf War Did Not Take Place | Kill The Computer Get more from Kill The Computer on Patreon

new episode of kill the computer where we talk about trumps brand new war with iran, openai and sam altman floundering by being willingly used by the military industrial complex, and more

05.03.2026 00:49 👍 232 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 1

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 29550 🔁 4007 💬 367 📌 161
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John Cale - Paris 1919 (Remastered 2024) Listen to Paris 1919 (Remastered 2024) on TIDAL

i always forget that john cale is one of most talented musicians ever

05.03.2026 22:38 👍 383 🔁 13 💬 28 📌 1

the only consistent funny thing about trump is how little he respects anyone in his orbit

05.03.2026 22:03 👍 2900 🔁 274 💬 36 📌 4

it’s incredibly concerning that doomsday believing evangelicals have won control of the government

05.03.2026 04:27 👍 1886 🔁 221 💬 40 📌 13
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The Gulf War Did Not Take Place | Kill The Computer Get more from Kill The Computer on Patreon

new episode of kill the computer where we talk about trumps brand new war with iran, openai and sam altman floundering by being willingly used by the military industrial complex, and more

05.03.2026 00:49 👍 232 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 1

minor typo

04.03.2026 23:53 👍 385 🔁 1 💬 12 📌 0

Pure godless evil.

04.03.2026 22:44 👍 6890 🔁 1047 💬 229 📌 39

i genuinely miss when website sort of looked absolutely atrocious. everythings to clean and corporate now. theres no soul

04.03.2026 23:52 👍 2653 🔁 184 💬 103 📌 22

remember 3 days ago when they pretended like they’d never bomb an elementary school with children in it

04.03.2026 21:42 👍 1930 🔁 231 💬 17 📌 1
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Best Get-Laid Plan

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Best Get-Laid Plan

04.03.2026 17:00 👍 601 🔁 55 💬 29 📌 14

iran bombing dubai

04.03.2026 07:19 👍 215 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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i might be the happiest i’ve ever been, dubai stock market is plummeting right now

04.03.2026 07:16 👍 3470 🔁 259 💬 82 📌 40

i tried to install ubuntu 15 years ago when i was 15 and i was so clueless im so glad this has now been made for morons like me

04.03.2026 07:00 👍 210 🔁 3 💬 9 📌 0

linux heads were always right. time to sit my dumbass down and learn

04.03.2026 06:49 👍 4533 🔁 569 💬 162 📌 33

kamala harris endorsement of jasmine crocket flopped, she really needs to look in the mirror and give up on politics lol

04.03.2026 03:45 👍 3729 🔁 360 💬 67 📌 20

That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.

04.03.2026 02:09 👍 5012 🔁 1128 💬 42 📌 6

this war has already wiped out the stated gains from what DOGE did last year lol

03.03.2026 18:32 👍 1481 🔁 217 💬 17 📌 2

why is a war criminal genocidal leader in another country telling us this

03.03.2026 02:28 👍 3592 🔁 420 💬 65 📌 8
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america’s president giving the 2026 state of the union address tonight

02.03.2026 23:54 👍 1987 🔁 139 💬 15 📌 5