Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
07.12.2025 16:21
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An old one, but a good one.
26.10.2025 17:39
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F*cking Christo Fascists.
They make me sick.
09.10.2025 07:16
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Who?
Oh, is she still a thing?
I've stopped caring tbh.
09.10.2025 07:14
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First world problems.
08.10.2025 11:06
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Lots of people in politics should be unemployed, but the Tories are exceptionally bad at present.
07.10.2025 17:02
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Boris Johnson was the same.
21.09.2025 10:19
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I'm an atheist, but please God let it end soon.
21.09.2025 10:18
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I see that a lot.
I don't get it.
Same as people driving with their hoods up.
18.09.2025 19:56
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I watched three different traffic police programmes yesterday, consecutively.
Frightening.
A woman driving the wrong way down a motorway slip road. No valid UK licence.
An 82-year-old man with no car mot, no insurance and he hadn't renewed his licence.
Van driver - 34years without passing a test.
18.09.2025 16:19
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A grifter, whose brother is a nonce, welcoming a nonce.
18.09.2025 11:28
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Marmite
18.09.2025 11:27
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I had to have a brew first.
They were in her chair 😁
18.09.2025 07:17
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My other half has arrived at work without her reading glasses. I'm tasked with finding them.
18.09.2025 06:49
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If only.
17.09.2025 09:37
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He doesn't care and refuses to talk to anyone.
16.09.2025 11:29
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Yup.
I had the misfortune to watch Road House not realising he was in it 🤦🏻♂️
16.09.2025 10:53
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Their phone inside a football sock.
📱🧦🤕💥
16.09.2025 10:34
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Double standards, surely not?
16.09.2025 10:31
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Homemade soup and bread?
16.09.2025 10:30
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That's some slope.
House bricks behind your car's rear wheels if you're parked facing upwards!
16.09.2025 10:18
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No, but we have shut the living room window.
That's more to do with a near neighbour having a sonic cat deterrent, though.
16.09.2025 10:12
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I don't think I've ever seen it done wrong this way.
16.09.2025 10:08
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Theme for a US tv series brought to a tragic conclusion by an accidental firearms death on set.
16.09.2025 09:51
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In later years Fanning said she hated the role.
16.09.2025 09:18
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It could have been two parts.
It concentrated too much on the love triangle.
16.09.2025 09:17
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I managed 26½ years and mine wasn't great, but I stuck at it.
16.09.2025 08:36
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Old joke from the Fred Bassett cartoon strip.
They stop for water for the car radiator in Scotland and the woman charges them for it, etc.
16.09.2025 06:41
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I have the 📀 somewhere.
Verhoeven likes the same actors, one or two are in Total Recall as well.
16.09.2025 05:27
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