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They/He, Pan/Poly, Youtuber/Streamer. Host of @Dipships.boats. Cohost of The Millennium Microphone. TheCalamityCarl @ Gmail Pfp by @ricecakehomie.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/calamitycarl

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think i just cannot do master duel masochist cause losing to shit like this makes me so angry I want to actively harm others around me

07.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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quan

07.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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07.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DUDE

WORM MAN

07.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My Pomeranian Crunchwrap with eyebrows added onto her (with nontoxic black eyeshadow)

My Pomeranian Crunchwrap with eyebrows added onto her (with nontoxic black eyeshadow)

did you know? you can just put eyebrows on a dog if you want

07.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 655 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 6

robin

da bank

07.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 2031 πŸ” 371 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 1

πšƒπš‘πšŠπš π˜½π™„π™π˜Ύπ™ƒ ᴍΙͺʀᴀɴᴅᴇʀ

07.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hold on to anything #brainbunnies

06.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 5471 πŸ” 1627 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 12

tuckin your ass in to bed, nighty night

07.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the quality control for the new Maze set fuckin SUCKS dude

07.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm LIVE!

SUB REPLAY FRIDAY BEST DAY OF THE WEEEEEK!

Pokemon Commercial Tier List!

GAMING! NEWS! THE BEST OF TRUE GAMING CONTENT!

GET IN HERE

twitch.tv/lukevonkarma

07.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ”΄LIVE NOW

I am Mega Man
I'm blue and cyan
The creation of Dr. Light
Or "Right" if you are from Japan
Also known as Rockman

My Mega Buster can cut the mustard
I'm a flustered amputee
Eight robot bosses in eight levels dishevel and revel in devilry
I'll steal their weaponry!

kzxcellent.live

06.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think this happened in Enies Lobby.

17.01.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 287 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A real meeting of the minds last night.

21.01.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Pact Will Be Fulfilled.

06.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

361 days :)

06.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#yugiohGX

rivalshipping wahwba

01.03.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THIS IS WHAT WORKING IN A FUCKIN SCHOOL IS LIKE. ALL THE TIME

06.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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stream chat informed me of this new incredible wojak

06.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 1838 πŸ” 425 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 45

Trump's terrorist organization and similar people push into our spaces, because they want to control how the rest of us find joy and steal what joy we find for ourselves.

DO NOT LET THEM!

06.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Ganado: ΒΏque carajo estas haciendo aqui?
Leon, thinking: oh man, I knew high school Spanish would come in handy one day!!
Leon: ΒΏdonde estas the president’s daughter?

Ganado: ΒΏque carajo estas haciendo aqui? Leon, thinking: oh man, I knew high school Spanish would come in handy one day!! Leon: ΒΏdonde estas the president’s daughter?

Leon: look, I know you’re upset it took me so long to save you, but lemme show you something cool
Leon presents a tiny Leon keychain
Ashley glares at it, she is not impressed

Leon: look, I know you’re upset it took me so long to save you, but lemme show you something cool Leon presents a tiny Leon keychain Ashley glares at it, she is not impressed

01.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 788 πŸ” 193 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
A windows dialog: the window title reads β€œBunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are β€œOk” and β€œExit”

A windows dialog: the window title reads β€œBunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are β€œOk” and β€œExit”

⚠️

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 4463 πŸ” 1642 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 17

I hate to tell you this but literally everyone i work with save for like, maybe 2 or 3 people, do exactly that.

06.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i can believe it, after what they did last time....

06.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THE TIME HAS COME

06.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1799 πŸ” 608 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 21
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04.01.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 2888 πŸ” 571 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Poker Night 3

Xavier Renegade Angel: β€œTwo pair, that is two Share. My cards. Your house may be full but does your Spouse leave you satisfied? Capiche?”

Travis Touchdown β€œdude can you shut the fuck up and play.”

06.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 2076 πŸ” 694 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6
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WART IS FINALLY BACK

06.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 596 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 12