hey the first step to getting $50 million from someone is asking for $50 million
09.03.2026 14:47
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hey the first step to getting $50 million from someone is asking for $50 million
Mild take: If you’re still pronouncing Ronald Acuña’s last name as “Ah-KOON-Uh” entering his ninth MLB season, you should be thrown in jail.
Just for a couple of weeks, but still.
Incredibly strong people
Pope Leo XIV holding up a Da Pope shirt
Hail Mary.
what
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
the simpsons meme where ralph is saying "(chuckles) im in danger" but baby jesus is overlayed over ralph and danger has been changed to manger.
please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
The Grinch has passed away. His Tesla Cybertruck left the freeway at a high rate of speed and was wreathed in flame almost immediately, where The Grinch was incinerated like common refuse. He is survived by his brother, The Grunch, and his much younger live-in "protege," Maximilian.
all time clip
There were a lot of great moments from tonight but the best by far was Miz hanging out well after the allotted time for the event was over and ripping cards with a kid wearing his jersey. They even pulled a Miz!
🥴
Damn, wages have not kept up with inflation at all
Trey just hitting all the “nothing beats a jet 2 holiday” vids to amp himself up to strikeout 12
the lesser known son of god, Jarvis Christ
I also installed Lunch as my starting QB midway through the season in a Lousiana dynasty
If you’re waiting to pitch in this game, stay in line!
Some dude who did the 9/9/9 challenge is sober and hungry again.
when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
It's your pal Chris here again to remind you that there is no such thing as a "wrong" check swing call because there is no such thing as a check swing!
Went to Goodwill with a Georgia Tech pullover on and the cashier barked at me
we should give him an eighth
You've never replied to the right post properly
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@chrislturner.bsky.social
My toddler on a Transatlantic flight: They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
Just wanna be like him
