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I do my best writing in the throes of unsleep

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mustve got a shot of depresso in my espresso the way this pick me up's letting me down

19.02.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy national singles awareness day everyone

14.02.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that one friend who's a little *too* into music: "yeah so it's sorta like if yacht rock and jazz fusion had really kinky sex"

03.02.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Red White and Gold no. 1

#art
#painting
#acrylic

02.02.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hustle culture is a toxic infection of the mind, an irresistible capitalist urge to sell pieces of one's soul. so, in other words, big mood, can relate

01.02.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My painting NORTHERN LAKE

31.01.2026 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2456 ๐Ÿ” 217 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

alright everyone, fill in "war with venezuela" on your 2026 bingo card

03.01.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

still nonsense, just in a Japanese accent

31.12.2025 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

karma is a human construct, so grab a shovel

31.12.2025 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my money is on chinese

31.12.2025 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Green and White no. 1

#art
#painting
#abstract

22.12.2025 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you know I'm not an "AI" "artist" because my photos are authentically shittier

21.12.2025 06:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey look, they're both white and red-faced

21.12.2025 06:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the nicest break up that ever hurt so much worse than any before

01.12.2025 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what.

14.11.2025 07:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whos kept a shitty job just for the health insurance? whos never gotten to shop for insurance?

people don't talk enough about how your employer determining your health insurance makes your healthcare and your employment worse

14.11.2025 07:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"looking at adjustable mattresses together like we're buying a house" - me, in my fucking sleep. can't even *dream* of home ownership no more

06.11.2025 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

story idea: the immortal high consul allows one kin of a fallen soldier to visit, once a day. the queue has hundreds. position in the queue becomes social status. the queue has thousands. your spot becomes inheritable. the queue has millions. placement can be bought and sold. the queue has billions.

30.09.2025 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

music is soul therapy

22.09.2025 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CGP Grey

20.09.2025 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry I don't have a sense of humor. they had to surgically remove it in the Gulf War after a freak accident with a tanker full of laughing gas

20.09.2025 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely none of us know what we're doing. Become a writer

16.09.2025 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 515 ๐Ÿ” 147 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

the human language is a pantry full of canned lines

17.09.2025 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagine being whoever behind the checkout counter like "well damn, she's buying her own book"

16.09.2025 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blue and White no. 3

acrylic on canvas

16.09.2025 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

only reason they had the wrong visas was because we weren't giving out enough visas

16.09.2025 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

art is what you make of it

16.09.2025 18:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0