mustve got a shot of depresso in my espresso the way this pick me up's letting me down
mustve got a shot of depresso in my espresso the way this pick me up's letting me down
happy national singles awareness day everyone
that one friend who's a little *too* into music: "yeah so it's sorta like if yacht rock and jazz fusion had really kinky sex"
Red White and Gold no. 1
#art
#painting
#acrylic
hustle culture is a toxic infection of the mind, an irresistible capitalist urge to sell pieces of one's soul. so, in other words, big mood, can relate
My painting NORTHERN LAKE
alright everyone, fill in "war with venezuela" on your 2026 bingo card
still nonsense, just in a Japanese accent
karma is a human construct, so grab a shovel
my money is on chinese
Green and White no. 1
#art
#painting
#abstract
you know I'm not an "AI" "artist" because my photos are authentically shittier
hey look, they're both white and red-faced
the nicest break up that ever hurt so much worse than any before
what.
whos kept a shitty job just for the health insurance? whos never gotten to shop for insurance?
people don't talk enough about how your employer determining your health insurance makes your healthcare and your employment worse
"looking at adjustable mattresses together like we're buying a house" - me, in my fucking sleep. can't even *dream* of home ownership no more
story idea: the immortal high consul allows one kin of a fallen soldier to visit, once a day. the queue has hundreds. position in the queue becomes social status. the queue has thousands. your spot becomes inheritable. the queue has millions. placement can be bought and sold. the queue has billions.
music is soul therapy
CGP Grey
sorry I don't have a sense of humor. they had to surgically remove it in the Gulf War after a freak accident with a tanker full of laughing gas
Absolutely none of us know what we're doing. Become a writer
the human language is a pantry full of canned lines
imagine being whoever behind the checkout counter like "well damn, she's buying her own book"
Blue and White no. 3
acrylic on canvas
only reason they had the wrong visas was because we weren't giving out enough visas
art is what you make of it