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He/him/not getting any younger/a large barge (with a radio antenna tower on it). Sometimes I talk about rail operations, sorry in advance.

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i did the same with dropout. Realised i hadn't even tried to watch anything on it in dead set 9 months

10.03.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In the distance, a car enters a cobblestone Street through a thick veil of mist. There are three story brick houses on either side and a bit of green by the sidewalks.

In the distance, a car enters a cobblestone Street through a thick veil of mist. There are three story brick houses on either side and a bit of green by the sidewalks.

Good morning from Haarlem.

#GoodMorningFromHaarlem

09.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 3706 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 3
Weather map

Weather map

09.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

ooh fuuuck sorry you had to go through that. Sickie is endorsed

09.03.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLosing My Religion” is a damn miracle of a song.

08.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 3520 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 152 πŸ“Œ 25

Happy....(checks notes)... intrawuterine device?

09.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

08.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 11538 πŸ” 3277 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 21
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when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

08.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 4617 πŸ” 643 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 20

the show isn't any good, but occasionally has little bits of gold like that just sprinkled through

08.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is looking at a woman in a mirror and making a funny face . ALT: a man is looking at a woman in a mirror and making a funny face .

from 'the office'

07.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One million steps

07.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jim halpert face

07.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

stooping to the level of anime lover... you will be missed~~~

07.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Weather radar showing yet another big storm just missing me

Weather radar showing yet another big storm just missing me

Blueballs again. Sliding just north, heading SE

07.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascinating

07.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad this music drowned out the toddler tantrum from a building across from mine, because the next option was equipping a high-calibre tankbuster rifle

07.03.2026 08:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If i have to read one more post about that fuckwit Brucewayne Baggins I'm gonna fucken lose it

06.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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cropped, this chart becomes amazing

06.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 871 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

Banger

06.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oppa luncheon style

06.03.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The only real knock against it is the misogyny, which is so unnecessary to the plot it feels tacked-on, in the way that I can't tell if it's an attempt at characterisation or just the author being a shithead for no reason

06.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

been reading Casino Royale last couple of days to try and stay off my phone a bit - really like it.

Not a difficult read by any stretch of the imagination, does well with the simple plot, and has Bond making the odd mistake/error in judgment that isn't really permitted in the films

06.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The human canned ham

05.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

people will just log on and say anything hey

05.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

05.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 4543 πŸ” 1074 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 39
screen from The Adventures of Batman and Robin videogame with Harley Q saying "Maybe it'll happen today, Mr. J"

screen from The Adventures of Batman and Robin videogame with Harley Q saying "Maybe it'll happen today, Mr. J"

05.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

cum

05.03.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

cum

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