Parth

So no written test I'm thinking

Vince McMahon reaction meme Panel 1 text: Markwayne Mullin Panel 2 text: reportedly fingered Panel 3 text: nostrils of colleagues and their spouses Panel 4 (laser eyes) text: during visit to Israel

oh baby

Kristi Noem has learned her lesson.

by Susan Collins

RIP in peace 😩

Sorry not sorry

I originally missed this was from 2008 and was about to post some big long thing about how Nintendo is really not trying hard enough if they named their gaming mag "Girl Gamer" 😂

There will be no more regime change wars. Instead we will fight wars in order to leave the regime unchanged.

by Donald Trump

Polymarket to allow bets on the name of the new terrorist organization spawned by the war in Iran.

A data scientist at Cash App quite her job after Block laid off 40% of her coworkers and offered those remaining, retention packages equivalent to a 75% pay increase.

She said it’s dystopian to be forced to use AI tools that hasten the disappearance of the jobs we depend on for our livelihood.

I was invited to my first pre-mortem at Block and it was a fascinating experience

Objectively pro-Saddam returns

Live updates 6m ago Trump's objectives still not clear

Al Jazeera could've posted this any time since 2016 and it would've been situationally appropriate tbh

Who up continvoucly morging they bugfixes

“Have they not started hiring for the tribunals?” Suzie Mireles, Tile Purchaser

U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025 https://theonion.com/u-s-gains-almost-no-jobs-in-2025/

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

👩🏿This is horrific! We can't allow these new facilities to open up!

👩🏼I agree! As Dems, we must fight the rise of fascism, random stops, and unjust detention!

👩🏿And also, we should shut down Rikers! It is an even more horrific place! And it's even bigger! All fascism is bad!

👩🏼No wait that one's OK

Gender assassinated a billionaire

It’s not particularly sophisticated but I kind of think that the most straightforward way to understand trumpism is that we have a morally depraved group of fascists who have successfully persuaded a significant chunk of the public to accept their psychological projections as reality

"Epstein is responsible for /pol/" is a true fact which also makes me feel completely insane :)))

“We condemn the Border Patrol’s killing of Alex Pretti and the violent surge of federal agents across our cities. The wanton brutality we’ve seen from ICE and CBP has removed any credibility that these actions are about immigration enforcement...

[lips pressed directly on mic] yes

So once ice vehicles have been discovered and are being followed, they often become incapable of doing their sinister work.

This is why people risk their lives to tail federal agents, all over the twin cities and the suburbs.

Minneapolis -4° F Feels Like: -21° F H:14° L:-6° Lower temperatures expected tomorrow, with a high of 3°

Volgograd Oblast Mostly Cloudy H:14° L:0° F

10-DAY FORECAST (Minneapolis - all temps in F) Today L:-6° H:14° Mon L:-9° H:3° Tue L:-6° H:13° Wed 40% L:6° H:22° Thu L:-6° H:10° Fri L:-17° H:-6° Sat L:-20° H:-6° Sun L:-14° H:21°

10-DAY FORECAST (Volgograd - all temps in F) Today L:0° H:14° Tue L:5° H:19° Wed L:13° H:23° Thu L:14° H:21° Fri L:4° H:14° Sat L:1° H:7° Sun L:-1° H:7° Mon L:-1° H:17°

It is literally colder in Minneapolis than it is in Stalingrad (Volgograd). By a lot.

90 day suspension of US tourist visas and this is all over

Yes, we can already mine in Greenland and stage military operations there. But unless we own it, we cannot do ICE raids, ban trans athletes, and take away their healthcare.

by Donald Trump

they never say this kind of thing about osha violations

*looking at what the white house is putting out*

i think this is fine and normal and something that can be easily fixed by grabbing a few house seats and then proceeding to do nothing while sitting in them.

According to the German news magazine Der Spiegel & repeated here by Le Monde, the Trump administration has threatened to impose sanctions on the French judges handling the domestic criminal case against Marine Le Pen.

I’m not outraged; I’m enjoying imagining EU sanctions on Sam Alito.