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NO FR I hate people going around like “omg [insert god] is so stupid/whorish/evil” like bro you aren’t mischaracterizing fictional beings these are actual deities here

Just realized me and my dad lowk have a ranpo and Fukuzawa relationship

He is cool strong man who was reckless in his youth and has now settled down but is still ready to throw hands if necessary and will do anything to protect me but also lets me fight my own fights if I wish
and I am ranpo

People on the internet after repeating my exact point but in different words while simultaneously telling me I’m wrong

Friends told me yesterday that they think I have a nice voice. They asked me to be the narrator for our next play, and when I asked why, the three of them agreed it’s because I have a nice, narratorial voice.

I’m still in shock. I’m not used to being complimented for something I hate so much.

I feel like it’s even worse with helpol stuff and fictional gods because, afaik, most pjo/epic fans don’t believe in the Greek gods.

No hate to these people obv—I love pjo and epic as much as the next guy—but it feels almost patronizing. The gods aren’t silly characters, yk?

I rlly don’t like when people drag pjo or epic into helpol conversations. Like, I get it—it’s the thing you like. I drag ranpo bad into everything too. But if people are having a conversation abt the actual author, I’m not wedging in his fiction counterpart, yk?

Guys LOOK at my new dolls. I love them so muchhh

AHHHSHS HAVE FUN DRAWING AND UH EXPLODES UR PAIN WITH MY MIND
ITS MY MOMMAS BIRTHDAY TODAY BUT I ALWAYS HAVE AN ESSAY AND A FINAL DUE TOMORROW I HAVENT STARTED SO IM A LIL STRESSED LOL

I used to be a big mayonnaise guy but I just haven’t had it in years

HIHIHI TWINN‼️‼️‼️ HOW ARE THINGS WITH YOUU

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He looks like he would like mayonnaise

Niche band alert holy moly

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Yo chat just found out my cousins girlfriend makes banger music. Go listen

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Ughhh good ranpo night chat 🙏🙏

Like, she does have a canon age. Miku when used by Crypton is 16. HOWEVER, Miku the instrument, Miku the persona, and Miku the general community character do not technically have an age. So Miku has a canon age, but every Miku is canon Miku, so every Miku age is its own canon, if that makes sense.

It’s so hard to explain to people that “Miku is 16” and “Miku has no canon age” are both wrong

Considering watching it. Was it good?

Literally the Armed Detective Agency

I listen to an EDM station in my car and I always complain that they play the same songs but I never actually change it because I lowkey love the consistency lol

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Good Ranpo morning chat :3

Exactly how I want to be remembered :3

Yall wanna see some of the ideas I have for future comms? Well too bad you don’t get a choice.

I wanna do the three person one with Poe, Mushitaro, and Ranpo (left to right)
And I wanna do the two person one with Jouno and Tecchou (Jouno is the girl and Tecchou is the dude)

Are a bunch of shrimp and got rlly heated and now I’m having acid reflux lol. The consequences of my actions 😔

His name was Oso and he was a German shepherd. The sweetest dog I’ve ever known. He got along with literally everyone—dog, human, cat, whatever.

Thank you 🫂

My grandpas dog (the dog I grew up with) passed away last night. After we finished burying him today, I had an urge to take photos. Not of him, just of his empty bed and the places he used to be. I felt weird for it until I remember that guys get to punch walls when they’re sad. So I took my photos.

Nepeta had two comm slots but someone snatched up one of them before I could >:(

Anyway, steincraft art on the way :3

IM SEEING HER IN TWO MONTHS :D