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Five / #2137

@five.yiff.ie

język wpierdolu to jedyne esperanto / 32 / she/her / minors DNI

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welp time to put six ist runes into it

07.03.2026 11:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HR department later on will be like "oh so we can exploit her like nobodys business"

07.03.2026 10:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Astrid is one of the brightest engineers I know!

07.03.2026 09:37 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Hey everyone, so my time with Vantage comes to an end at the end of this month. I feel so lucky to have worked on the stuff I did.

I am looking for full time work. If anyone knows anyone, my DMs are open. People at Vantage are able to vouch for me and the services/experiences I can produce.

06.03.2026 17:52 👍 9 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

Is there even a good polearm six rune runeword? I know four and five slots are the most sought after

07.03.2026 09:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s a car that’ll kill a driver if they complete a full race. It’s beautiful

07.03.2026 09:37 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s my theory that way back when we simply left conservatives to fend for themselves and die alone instead of having them participate in society

Something fucked up when we invented politics

07.03.2026 09:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is why most men won’t make it through the winter!

07.03.2026 09:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my god I SEE IT

07.03.2026 09:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is a safe space for gallows humour. Give me your best jokes

07.03.2026 09:26 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Tried to kill myself five times

Turns out I’m really bad at it so i stopped trying

07.03.2026 09:26 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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06.03.2026 22:15 👍 1494 🔁 443 💬 7 📌 6
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#g-witch

06.03.2026 22:30 👍 1468 🔁 431 💬 0 📌 2

Burt!!!!! Take him everywhere!!!!!

07.03.2026 09:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

love 2 misread package shipping dates and start working on a project expecting parts to arrive today when in actuality they will arrive sometime next week

06.03.2026 18:11 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A messy workbench on which lies a disemboweled famicom and a sega dreamcast

A messy workbench on which lies a disemboweled famicom and a sega dreamcast

Type shit

06.03.2026 14:09 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

"on trans"🙄

Trans people. Trans people.

PEOPLE.

06.03.2026 12:19 👍 352 🔁 57 💬 9 📌 0

Condolences to women who have to play the Russian roulette of dating men.

06.03.2026 09:08 👍 181 🔁 18 💬 23 📌 2

a lot of people are hung up on the library bullshit which tells me that the whole “you should be 24/7 sexually available to me because I don’t see you as human” is just regular background noise

06.03.2026 09:38 👍 77 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0

I can’t wait for the quiet man revisionism to start in like five years lmao

06.03.2026 09:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🧵 Today’s news: Proton turned over payment info for a Stop Cop City account. Not good — it's state repression in action.

Controversial opinion: We don't think this means all activists should abandon Proton for docs/email.

It depends on your threat model. Let's explore.

(Long thread incoming 👇)

05.03.2026 23:14 👍 183 🔁 97 💬 3 📌 13

EA sale failing due to this reason would be the funniest thing in the world

06.03.2026 07:18 👍 188 🔁 31 💬 6 📌 0

double u double u double u dot boy pussayyyyyyy dot gov

06.03.2026 07:21 👍 48 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
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i should call her

05.03.2026 21:44 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Our “we’re not grifters btw” post has many people asking questions answered by our “we’re not grifters btw” post

05.03.2026 13:09 👍 2060 🔁 426 💬 68 📌 13

shout out to bluesky's lead programmer who dipped his mobile phone in his pool to 'cool it off' and then didn't understand why it broke

05.03.2026 15:23 👍 1271 🔁 383 💬 11 📌 2
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ICO writes to Meta over 'concerning' AI smart glasses report Videos, including of glasses-wearers using the toilet or having sex, are sometimes reviewed by a Kenya-based subcontractor.

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

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05.03.2026 18:29 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i wish i could meet _why so i can give him an onion

05.03.2026 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0