tinybaby

there is definitely something going on

wrong kind of stomach bug

Decided the best way to deal with my stomach bug is to eat a huge burrito and just kinda shove it out

Diebolt Brewing - unsupervised child with Firearm

sometimes i miss denver

eyyy im 1987 too and ive seen this question before and it was just such a year of bangers dear god

Just remembered one time in high school a girl told me she had sex with a guy who smoked a lot of weed and his cum was green. I wonder if she made that up or if he was very sick

he moves like the michael keaton batman. like his head shoulders and back are all one big piece of plastic.

just saw a video called "killer daughter finds out her mother survived" and not to play devil's advocate but is it really fair to call her that then

well. also the crime of aggression

It bugs me so much that she feels like the voters failed her. I wish that dumbass bozo democrats would shut up and go away after getting their ass kicked instead of smugly wagging their finger at their constituents for daring to ask them to stop vaporizing children

does anyone know if crack is any good for nausea

I don't want to say I told yall so, but.... we did say this was going to happen

watching my house finally collapse in flames after i ignored everyone yelling at me to use a fire extinguisher and kept spraying the stove with the little pot washing thing on my sink: "Damn. I was right that this was going to happen"

It smells like shit in here

i have to go to the bathroom

Thank you

Generations, handily enough!

What was the name of that Star Trek movie where captain Kirk and all the old guys are hanging out with the next generation crew for One Last Ride

Oh cool I guess that makes sense. I also drank a quart of Pedialyte

She gave me that to sip when I had bad nausea not just all the time. I ate normal food

I am sick and my stomach is fucked up and for whatever reason cup noodles have always been the thing that I can eat in situations like this and it seems to really help. I think it's because my mother used to give me chicken broth to sip when I was a kid but maybe it's a more universal thing?

I am sooo stupid

i got a new toothbrush and it says "not tested on animals" on the box. i fuckin hope not. i gotta put that in my mouth

Lmao

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Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

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Now I know your lyin. Because your ass is a dog!

ok i got it under control

i fucked up and got too high to navigate proxmox ve

i got a new toothbrush and it says "not tested on animals" on the box. i fuckin hope not. i gotta put that in my mouth