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Bort Taiber

@robothero

daddio, food eater, bad joke teller. sicko & lover of philly sports, souls games, final fantasies. recovering twitter enthusiast (same name over there). profile pic by @digrupert

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Meme. Texts from a contact named “Babe” read “Is it what I think it is? $15,199.24 out of our checking account?1?” above a photo of somebody ordering $15,199.24 worth of Schwarber Team USA jerseys.

Meme. Texts from a contact named “Babe” read “Is it what I think it is? $15,199.24 out of our checking account?1?” above a photo of somebody ordering $15,199.24 worth of Schwarber Team USA jerseys.

She’s going to LOVE it ❤️

08.03.2026 03:19 👍 261 🔁 42 💬 1 📌 1

The version the Sixers got.

02.03.2026 14:19 👍 106 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 0
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Doug Christie gets a good whiff of some sniffing salts and WAKES UP.

HD Version

02.03.2026 23:38 👍 56 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 7

Shadrach
Meshach
Abednego
Mixmaster Mike

25.02.2026 02:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No cheating; your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

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Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

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Tkchuck brothers flying straight to Mar a Largo for beef tallow injections

22.02.2026 16:06 👍 71 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0
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we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes

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Trump going 0/3 in his SCOTUS picks like he’s Alec Bohm in October

20.02.2026 15:31 👍 58 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 2

The more I think about Taryn, the more annoyed I get. We do not need more old, white men on sports broadcasts. We need more women.

20.02.2026 14:54 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0
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19.02.2026 20:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think a universe exists where I could play hockey at any level.

19.02.2026 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tfw there’s an unlimited apps special

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Is RFK Jr. a Never Nude? Human Health Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was mocked after releasing a video showing him swimming and working out in jeans with Kid Rock.

Is RFK Jr. a Never Nude?

The health secretary's love of waterlogged denim, explored.

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

18.02.2026 20:35 👍 171 🔁 26 💬 16 📌 13
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

18.02.2026 13:26 👍 19683 🔁 5924 💬 502 📌 1140

Everyone in my life when Air Bud came out: DaWGz caN't PlaY BaSKEtBalL?!

Real life, 30 years later: Dog is in the ski race in the Olympics.

Not going to say I told you so but...

bsky.app/profile/rodg...

18.02.2026 17:57 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Rest in peace, king.

12.02.2026 20:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Note to Nick Sirianni: Drink a beer on the sidelines.

12.02.2026 20:13 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hamate injuries, so hot right now

#baseball

12.02.2026 15:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still waiting for the Jalen Hurts shoulder injury offseason article to drop

10.02.2026 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This game sucks ass

09.02.2026 00:50 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Not a college hoops sicko but not ideal for Duke

08.02.2026 01:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

07.02.2026 15:39 👍 8711 🔁 2582 💬 73 📌 69

yikes ok, unfollowing now. really enjoyed her exhibit at the louvre, had no idea she’s in the epstein files.

05.02.2026 18:34 👍 1809 🔁 270 💬 19 📌 2

It’s still the Tweeter Center!

03.02.2026 04:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you're musician and you do a Big Crime, other artists should be able to cover your song and not pay you for it so people can still enjoy the song without supporting your villainous ass

03.02.2026 03:01 👍 45 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1

Running through the halls for weeks thinking the Sixers might not lose a game before I graduate

01.02.2026 01:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Flyers stink in person too btw

31.01.2026 20:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The WNBA ignoring Philly for 30 years is among the biggest mistakes that league has made

31.01.2026 01:48 👍 37 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 1