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Bort Taiber

@robothero

daddio, food eater, bad joke teller. sicko & lover of philly sports, souls games, final fantasies. recovering twitter enthusiast (same name over there). profile pic by @digrupert

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Always hate to see them go!

Except that one guy you hated for whatever reason.

09.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If he was sluggish coming back from injury I could see it, but was safe to assume he was gone the second they drafted Campbell

09.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did people actually think Nakobe was coming back?

09.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Meme. Texts from a contact named β€œBabe” read β€œIs it what I think it is? $15,199.24 out of our checking account?1?” above a photo of somebody ordering $15,199.24 worth of Schwarber Team USA jerseys.

Meme. Texts from a contact named β€œBabe” read β€œIs it what I think it is? $15,199.24 out of our checking account?1?” above a photo of somebody ordering $15,199.24 worth of Schwarber Team USA jerseys.

She’s going to LOVE it ❀️

08.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 261 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The version the Sixers got.

02.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Doug Christie gets a good whiff of some sniffing salts and WAKES UP.

HD Version

02.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

Shadrach
Meshach
Abednego
Mixmaster Mike

25.02.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No cheating; your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

24.02.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, πŸ“Έ by @tiltoncreative

22.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 9977 πŸ” 2277 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 112

Tkchuck brothers flying straight to Mar a Largo for beef tallow injections

22.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes

07.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 3774 πŸ” 352 πŸ’¬ 378 πŸ“Œ 500

Trump going 0/3 in his SCOTUS picks like he’s Alec Bohm in October

20.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

The more I think about Taryn, the more annoyed I get. We do not need more old, white men on sports broadcasts. We need more women.

20.02.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think a universe exists where I could play hockey at any level.

19.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tfw there’s an unlimited apps special

19.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is RFK Jr. a Never Nude? Human Health Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was mocked after releasing a video showing him swimming and working out in jeans with Kid Rock.

Is RFK Jr. a Never Nude?

The health secretary's love of waterlogged denim, explored.

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

18.02.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 13
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

18.02.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 19680 πŸ” 5924 πŸ’¬ 502 πŸ“Œ 1140

Everyone in my life when Air Bud came out: DaWGz caN't PlaY BaSKEtBalL?!

Real life, 30 years later: Dog is in the ski race in the Olympics.

Not going to say I told you so but...

bsky.app/profile/rodg...

18.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rest in peace, king.

12.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Note to Nick Sirianni: Drink a beer on the sidelines.

12.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hamate injuries, so hot right now

#baseball

12.02.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still waiting for the Jalen Hurts shoulder injury offseason article to drop

10.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This game sucks ass

09.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not a college hoops sicko but not ideal for Duke

08.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

07.02.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 8711 πŸ” 2582 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 69

yikes ok, unfollowing now. really enjoyed her exhibit at the louvre, had no idea she’s in the epstein files.

05.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1809 πŸ” 270 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2

It’s still the Tweeter Center!

03.02.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're musician and you do a Big Crime, other artists should be able to cover your song and not pay you for it so people can still enjoy the song without supporting your villainous ass

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