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He/him. Rated R for indiscriminate gunplay, profanity directed at children, and a scene of swindling

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Really unfortunate that there are several correct answers at this point

06.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When a director has a new movie out like Verbinski right now, they should just bring all their other stuff back to the theater too. Rango, the Pirates films, the Budweiser Frogs commercial, everything

06.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Elle @centristmum.bsky.social β€’ 8m
They're uncomfortable to read, don't fit in a handbag, take up loads of shelf space and are more expensive. It's like "what if books, but worse”

Elle @centristmum.bsky.social β€’ 8m They're uncomfortable to read, don't fit in a handbag, take up loads of shelf space and are more expensive. It's like "what if books, but worse”

I know there are plenty of bigger things to be upset about, but this comment on that post re: hardcover books has me absolutely incandescent right now

06.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Looking at the Gutenberg Bible) Idiots. Morons

06.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, I think I’ve finished seeing things now. No more looking at things

06.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow his accent makes his yearning sound all the more tragic

05.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It also feels like a slap in the face to Diego Luna to introduce a second Jabba he also will never get to touch

05.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we can all agree the absolute best part of a franchise spanning an entire galaxy is finding out everyone already knows each other and every new character is related to an old one

05.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you’re correct leave the usual verb out of this sentence. If he is doing anything in this photo, it’s something beyond and below the reach of language

01.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?

27.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interestingβ€”it’s been a while since I last read it and I don’t recall the main character’s spirituality at all. Now I kinda want to read it again while watching out for that. Appreciate your thoughts on it.

26.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Boy I wonder if The Mist will represent trauma and grief in this one

26.02.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know your specific objection and I’m sure not watching someone else’s video to find out what you think, but I think the original ending was just as bleak/hopeless. The film just makes that personal rather than universal. (I do prefer the idea that The Mist is unbeatable, though.)

26.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe worth noting that King himself loves the ending, and that there’s a line in the novella that aligns with it (the dad notes something about having a gun with one less bullet than there are people in the group, and says he’ll find a way out for himself if it comes down to it). 1/2

26.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same

26.02.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who can I petition to get Gens Z and Alpha renamed to something that isn’t so fucking lazy? I’m thinking Vibes Are Off and AI Slop, respectively

26.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Even After β€˜Kraven the Hunter’ and β€˜Madame Web,’ Sony’s Marvel Movies Aren’t DeadΒ (EXCLUSIVE) "Kraven the Hunter" signifies an end to Sony's spin-off movies of secondary Spider-Man characters. But it is not the end of Sony's Marvel films.

I found the article; the info is about halfway down, from a source within Sony. I’m not really interested in arguing about it, so, be well.

25.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m having trouble finding the article from a while back (from a reputable source like Variety, not Comic Book Movies Epic Superawesome or something), but I’m repeating the reporting in it, not speculating.

25.02.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If so, I really hope he stops agreeing to take his shirt off, because my man’s getting way too old to have a training regime that ridiculous without having an aneurysm or something. At least CGI that shit, Hugh, you’ve earned it

25.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something not brought up enough is that Sony COULD have been using Tom Holland’s Spider-Man in all their movies this whole time, they just didn’t because they thought it would confuse audiences

25.02.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

David Guetta? The man who solved racism?

20.02.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

There’s a Cordwainer Smith story from the β€˜40s, β€œScanners Live in Vain,” that uses something similar. Simply being in outer space HURTS in a way that will eventually kill you, so spaceships are full of hibernators and one pilot who’s had almost all their senses removed. Smith went sicko mode on that

03.02.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@patri.xyz Thanks very much!

01.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@patri.xyz Patience, please, as I’ve never requested a label from any labeler, but could I get the Alt Text User and Hellthread Veteran labels, if possible? Apologies if I’m doing this all wrong.

01.02.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dang, that’s the full list?

31.01.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of Barry Keoghan playing Ringo Starr. He has a lost look in his eyes, a big wig, and a prosthetic nose so cartoonishly large that it has to be derogatory in nature

Photo of Barry Keoghan playing Ringo Starr. He has a lost look in his eyes, a big wig, and a prosthetic nose so cartoonishly large that it has to be derogatory in nature

I can’t stop laughing at this picture of Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr in these new Beatles movies. Looks like he’s in an SNL sketch about Ringo being an Unfrozen Caveman Drummer

30.01.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With the β€œdon’t tell RFK Jr.” part I assumed I was about to learn that steel-cut oats cause autism

30.01.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Skunky Funkybuns
Skunky Funkybuns YouTube video by TheLateLiveShow

I stole this with only the slightest tweak from maybe the greatest comedy set of all time and I feel bad. But the cool part is now I can link it

30.01.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will you be releasing the rest of the seating chart one pair at a time?

29.01.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s see how the β€œSimply Doing a Bit” defense strategy goes for him

29.01.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0