WineMummy

Get in losers, we’re losing an hour.

Get in losers, we’re losing an hour.

I can’t wait to lose an hour of sleep tomorrow.

Shut the fuck up (flirting)

Shut the fuck up (flirting)

People don’t shut the fuck up like they used to.

Shut the fuck up the Sesame Street pinball number video is on

I’m not playing, I am legit hard to get.

Hard to reach places? You mean like, enlightenment?

Use as directed. Or what you think is best.

I only repost quality butthole skeets.

I only repost quality butthole skeets.

I’m only here for the butthole skeets.

Spent $25 on inflight wifi so I can skeet about buttholes.

It’s ok if you don’t like my posts, I’ll be here all weekend.

We could all use more butthole this weekend.

We could all use more butthole this weekend.

It’s Friday.

Get your buttholes ready.

It’s Friday. Show somebody your butthole.

I love the smell of coffee and butthole jokes first thing in the morning.

Wednesday needs more butthole.

it’s the middle of the week
we could all use more butthole

Wednesday would be a lot better if you go fuck yourself.

My era can beat up your era.

I don’t romanticize eras that have worse plumbing.

It’s ok if you don’t like my shit posts, I’ll be here all week.

That’s ok, your posts suck too.

“Your posts suck!”
he posted, suckingly

I keep posting posts no one likes.

I see you don’t care for my posts.
*posts*