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34. Tired. Survivor. Former human rights lawyer. ND. Pan. NB. Intersectional feminist. Aspiring "misandrist." I laugh at my own jokes. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♋☮️👩🏾‍❤️‍👨🏼💍⚖️🎨🐾👙 Instawham: sanghmitra_s Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaah2plgevhje

"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider formerly ogskydog suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw

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Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.) jonny’s toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe

A yankee in the South. 💋

joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.

My world. My heartburn. My lanta. AP Calculus at korpisworld.com verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4 banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck

Coffee Dependent | Snack Cake Enthusiast | Desert & Dessert Dweller | TL Crawler | Sasshole

Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey. Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/momentarilymatt.bsky.social/lists/3lb3c3birbg2w

Philly burbs, 46, husband of one, dad of two, hospital pharmacist, deadhead, yacht rock aficionado, and fan of the Oxford comma. sometimes it is wise to think backwards. ☮️♏️💜 me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qmccldldcrhyp6vw632onua/feed/aaaezmdialhhk

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I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me

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Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctmnbym24srxgghbcmdynzqq/feed/aaablk4s3yrag

Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything* Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba 🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire: https://buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb

Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus. Behold! My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahopyp25dhw

Self-proclaimed employee-of-the-month and orange crush Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xdmrssx67g4mjhhcvqjefavz/feed/aaaknygufbgdu

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Writer, thinker, artist, player of music, eternal child. Sarcastic but sweet AF, Graceless Lady🌊🌊 She/Her - 8647 "Witch, scholar, poet, dreamer, and the rest, to be a woman also." ~ Elizabeth Barret Browning I love Canada 🍁 Anomalous Smutmuffin Enigma

Downlogging. . . textual: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qtyqm3chl3yxdt6lvhdnsba7/feed/aaad42d6ykews

Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https:// bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagblxcbo6g6

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nappin' and a yappin', that's what's happenin' My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw

another spin around the sun would be more fun if it was like a tilt-a-whirl

it was just a joke Some Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaajtkgvisqbu

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Shitposter formerly known as The Mad King - not affiliated with the parody band of the same name. Is there concrete all around or is it in my head? bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaoyhswfex52

Metal | A7X I Memes I Oilers | Flyers l Eagles I Liverpool FC | Fulham FC | Empathy I Positivity | Travel and Nature Pics | Movies View Royal, Vancouver Island

If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him. My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky My art: lockwilford.com

Spaghetti Queen Proud Fart Joke Enjoyer My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ypi2ypcmwvve2wdskgyewg33/feed/aaahvzz6cidci 42 🏳️‍⚧️ θ∆ catgirl 😺 ponygirl 🐴 I post about sex and kink sometimes, follow at your own risk. No minors

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old enough to no better bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaael2uu3anvw

my apologies…i was under the assumption that i understood things

New chocolate factory, same bad egg bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge

Just poppin pills down the fucking rabbit hole. No you can’t have any.

My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.

Yep

You've been smooching with everybody Dumpster - https://bsky.app/profile/officeofsteve.bsky.social/feed/aaackjw5xfh46

Gruff but lovable rogue I know who DB Cooper is Not FDIC insured Past performance does not guarantee future results Non-Attorney spokesperson https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40bob_janke(Exclude%3Areplies)&s=09

Hey, Bitch! I'm socially awkward. Becoming more introverted each day. Sarcastic twat, but in a fun way! Did not vote for that motherfucker. Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷. Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting) Dating that shoeless guy. FUCK 🧊

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I prospect for gold but I've been incredibly lazy lately. I've also started gardening with a black thumb Y'all know what's uppies Married+kids Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie. https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_

I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms. ♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social 🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo 🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block

Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://shorturl.at/eqLJn Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb

.oib rehtona tsuJ✋🤚Just another bio.

*finger gun* Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva

No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. https://mastodon.social/@notjpo Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s

I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66zqxr7hjupczzogxkxxtcqc/feed/aaaeppaoiagks https://www.instagram.com/samerealwoman_?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==

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Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull 22), House Is an Enigma (Bull City Press), medi(t)ations (Noctuary Press, 16).

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Spirit Bear Whisperer Mum of 4, loving life in beautiful B.C.

Not THE baddest bitch, but a bad bitch

Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter. "As seen on Twitter" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbznx6wknbpukm3tye/feed/aaacjgywm5ney

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The Flounder Pounder

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