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wavetable guy https://glorkglunk.gumroad.com/

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I feel like I could beat doom but not without most of my brain cells. so I'd probably be screwed too.

09.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

imagine you get some brain cells extracted to play doom or like whatever they did and your brain cells just can't crack it even though that one other person's brain cells did it

09.03.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

well these rules aren't in effect yet. this is all in theory

07.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it also makes it illegal for everyone but me to do sophistry so.....

07.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I live in texas and I just saw some bipedal animal hopping across the street??? It looked like a tiny kangaroo and it was like 1 and a half feet tall and I have never been more confused

07.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooooh never had akawie but halloumi is a great choice. One of the weirdest food combinations I’ve ever made but I swear by is grilled halloumi and prik nam pla. It sounds gross but it’s amazing

07.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

favorite cheese?

07.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but making me illegal will also be illegal so it’s fine

06.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but it will also be illegal to enforce that it’s illegal to enforce the law

06.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

pokopia looks cool but one of my favorite bits of pokemon is the soundtrack and damn I just don't like it at all here

06.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my first act as president is going to be making everything illegal

06.03.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate the solar sun of the day, yet I love the lunar moon of the night.

05.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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wet sounds tutorial

just released a free sample packs of 100+ watery drums!

pack:
mleuc.com/packs/splash

discord server:
discord.com/invite/NNeVB...

first month of releasing at least 1 content pack per month for how long as i can sustain it. follow to be notified

04.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

They’re trying a new oil that’s even more deceptive than the last one

04.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is underscores as experienced at escape plots as she portrays herself in her videos

01.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one of my least relevant pet peeves is to trying to explain to people that there are rainforests in the northern united states and people just denying it because they have only heard of tropical rainforests

01.03.2026 08:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would never

26.02.2026 09:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Then when you transfer it it’ll be 28.8%. And so on. I really shouldn’t have to explain this

26.02.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if I give it to you I lose 24% so it's really not a good deal for me

26.02.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

then you weigh less than nothing! you would be pushed away by any object that has gravity.

26.02.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

did you know that humans are 120% blood on average? that means that the blood in your body likely weighs 20% more than your entire weight! including blood!

26.02.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

They should put everything in a circle

24.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm eating pasta but in more of a metacontextual way

24.02.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need huitlacoche

20.02.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We asked 200 billion researchers the age old question: Why!?

Their answers?

Inconclusive

19.02.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven’t read that one yet. I’m waiting for the sequel to come out so I can binge it

18.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Source?

18.02.2026 09:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen I have to plot a murder somehow don’t let current events ruin this for me

18.02.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hosting a tea party on my remote island estate on the day of the storm... I'd love to have you if you would care to join

18.02.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The freaking glowing tablet with the knowledge in it is like literally so useful

12.02.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0