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Doctor Djents

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IT guy, football fan, craft-beer enjoyer, born in the Palatinate, Rhinelander by heart, Berlin newcomer since 2017, democrat since forever. https://www.last.fm/de/user/Barschel

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There was no plan, not even a concept of a plan.

06.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ich die ZΓΌchter.

04.03.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not even a concept of a plan.

03.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With tears in her eyes

03.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Von gaaanz weit weg bis ziemlich nah dran alles dabei

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x/4 πŸŸ₯

03.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Signs of having been kissed violently by factory owners.

02.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Almost falling asleep mid-sentence.

02.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too much hugging obviously.

02.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran, Iraq and maybe Ireland.

02.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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QuitGPT β€” ChatGPT takes Trump's killer robot deal Join the movement. Delete ChatGPT. Cancel your subscription. It's time to quit.

I #quitgpt. πŸ˜”

quitgpt.org

02.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heißen eigentlich alle ΓΆsterreichischen Astronomen Florian mit Vornamen? πŸ€”

01.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump Tweet from 2013

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

Trump Tweet from 2013 Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

2013

28.02.2026 07:56 πŸ‘ 1582 πŸ” 372 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 24

Panchi, mein LΓΆwe, mein BΓ€r

25.02.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Happy birthday, Jimbo! 🍻 Thanks for countless hours of joy (and some split seconds of frustration).

21.02.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He don't know shit.

20.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me reading your skeet πŸ˜„

20.02.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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War etwas erschrocken, als eben das "Licht" ausging. @kachelmannwetter.com nun auch im Dark Mode, sieht schick aus!

13.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course, he would have much preferred to see young children dancing.

09.02.2026 07:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Na danke fΓΌr die Blumen

08.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ich z.B., bin ich deswegen ein schlechter Mensch?

08.02.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Danke, gerade rechtzeitig

08.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1 KMH ist mir schon zu schnell

08.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Pink Guy has spray painted the words β€œAll billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up.

Panel 2: 
An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells β€œHey!”

Panel 3:
The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads β€œAll billionaires are scumbag pedophiles.
Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.

3 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy has spray painted the words β€œAll billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up. Panel 2: An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells β€œHey!” Panel 3: The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads β€œAll billionaires are scumbag pedophiles. Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.

get it right

31.01.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 12429 πŸ” 3490 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 22

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social Arrests on Don πŸ‹ etc, will only AWAKEN a (needed) journalistic movement!!

DoJ breaks laws while sleeping.

30.01.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So nah, so fern

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x/4 πŸŸ₯

30.01.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No strongly worded letter?

29.01.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The worm did a better job.

29.01.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0