Kris Straub (كريس)

BOOKS FOR SALE IN BASEMENT

If you’re at #eccc please don’t forget to come to the Basement! A lot of people seem to think there’s only Funko pops and long box comics and blind boxes, but they moved a bunch of indie artists down here too! Don’t miss out!!

if we are stuck with AI for now, can we convince it to unionize

HIERARCH® APOLOGIZES FOR CONTROVERSIAL AD — Hierarch®: Call of the Voyancer® 2026 March 4

HIERARCH® Apologizes for Controversial Ad

also, i hate to be this person, but i am in $60,000 of debt and running on extremely limited funds, so if you are able to help me AT ALL, i am regretagarbo on everything and there are links in my bio 🖤

i left her out yes

and t’pol, happy birthday jolene blalock

A photo of my convention display with the Bolted! game

ECCC booth 25000: I have an ACTUAL REAL COPY of Bolted! From the final production run! Come and ogle!!

Kristi Noemployment

Called again and got through to humans in Schumer's and Gillibrand's office right now. Call your senators, friends. Do it today.

1. Not enough people know this edit of The Bye Bye Man poster was done by @krisstraub.com
2. Someone actually made a movie called The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man in 2024, which has caused some people to think it was real the whole time and not a meme.

I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred…... I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred paym...

If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

i understand enjoying it and the thrill of it, esp if in a squad. but i can’t afford to have my humanity eroded any further

i got back into helldivers for this reason. i want to be a member of a team. i want goals that don’t involve fucking over others

i like arc raiders ok bc pvp is rare enough. i bounced off of marathon. i don’t think extraction shooters are for me. i’m tired of spending time in worlds where trust is commodified

that looks like the symbol of maelith to me!

Face it hotjack, you’ve hit the tiger!

kernel-level age verification

i have been watching/listening to crime interrogation videos (1) partly bc i am terrible at identifying narcissists and it’s practice for me, and (2) it’s novel to observe a government system functioning

That’s My Best Friend®

Pal Friend Cabal

DO NOT USE CHAT GPT.

EVERYTHING you have ever asked about or shared with OpenAI is going to intel database. Our government will know everything there is to about everything you asked or have offered to ChatGPT

Fuck this guy! He’s a creep! He’s done an immense amount of real harm, and he ruined Dirk Gently’s holistic detective agency!

He’s already a nepo baby! Give an opportunity to someone with talent FFS!

just so we're all on the same page:

AI is a scam because it steals from people, then sells what it stole for a cheap price to others. It launders labour of the people who make it. AI is a huge warehouse of millions of data pieces, that it searches very quicky(needing massive energy data centers-

Reminder that this creep is a rapist and should go back to writing what he knows, like Pepe le Pew or something where someone’s dad murders people and gets away with it

Tumblr post from larkstonguesinaspicpart1 Picture of Gul Dukat in Sisko's office, sitting in Sisko's chair and staring curiously and pensively at the baseball on his desk as he holds it. Text "gul dukat thinks that this is sisko's egg and its going to hatch into another sisko