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https://linktr.ee/anton_the_storyteller TTRPG Author & Game Designer πŸ“š Senior Pop Culture Journalist πŸ“š Disabled ♿️ He/Him - Opinions are my own

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I AM HERE FOR IT! Keep me posted as your friendly neighborhood warlock, but also keep me posted as Anton Staff Writer, press guy... because this deserves all the eyes!

06.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was in bed, and my wife started to wake up next to me as the sun was slowly spilling into the room. Her eyes opened, and she smiled at me. I turned my phone and showed her this little goofball, and her whole face lit up, and she said, "I love him!"

And I said, "It's you!"

Now we're laughing 🀣

06.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need this adorable little thing in my life.

06.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t have a welcome mat.

That’s how you get vampires.

I’m not trying to deal with all that.

06.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That honestly about sums it up. Well said

05.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bryant knows what is up.

05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s likely the artist behind that ECCC table paid at least

$450 for the table
$500-700 for lodging
$150 (+) for food/drink
$300+ for merch.

The financial risk is real! Be nice to the creators behind the table and even if you don’t got the $$ to spare, a kind word goes a long way.

05.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 1097 πŸ” 308 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 46

It's so good! This is the kinda piece I would have pulled out of a Dragon magazine and put up on my wall. Iconic down to the hint of a ghost and those candles.

And Pam's alt cover came up a bunch last night because I'm seriously thinking it would make a rad tattoo to go with my War Duke.

04.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's performative. How can we know they are devoted to "the cause" and, of course, are humbly ready to take the place of the one above them on the ladder, or to fill the spot of the new loyal recruits who celebrate them and are below them on the ladder, without them making a big show of things?

04.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never understand why the solution for the bot that tells you to "murder yourself" is not TURN OFF THE BOT TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES!

04.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It happens when it happens. I know that sounds unhinged, and I would never have believed it, but when she showed up, I knew. It was a shift, I just knew.

You are way too kind, compassionate, creative, and talented to settle. When the right one comes onto the scene, you will know...and so will they.

04.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love this, man

04.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stacy, you are wildly talented in so many arenas. I love seeing the stuff you conjure up, and I dig the resourcefulness in pattern recreation.

I'm also a huge fan of the fabric!

04.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Normally, I would believe you, but my parents would have been delighted if a monster in the drain ate me.

Unless... they were worried it would take me as an apprentice, and I would learn their dark arts and bring down their fragile society!

I COULD HAVE BEEN A SEA HAG!

04.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🦈🎊

04.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we all agree that the "No eating 30 minutes before going into the pool" was another one of those weird lies adults told us?

04.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You did such a great job!

04.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love D&D lore so much!

Check out the latest news on the @dndbeyond.com roadmap for 2026, including Ravenloft and more!

Also, I am convinced Valindra Shadowmantle is going to be as big as Vecna. I have nothing to go on other than my own theories, but I feel like I'm right.

tinyurl.com/ystt4hx7

03.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm rooting for you!

03.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anything short of that and I'm not darkening their door.

03.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We will talk...

03.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was doubly destabilizing for me because they were "friends."

Then they tried to get me to pay them $4k+ for my share of my own IP back. The artist finally let me know they'd never been paid for any of the work, either, and the publisher backed down and signed over my IP, but I lost years of work

03.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not just big pubs. I wrote something like 8+ projects for an indie little pub, and nary saw a cent.

They sold out of two of my books, made X3 on a few of the Kickstarters, and then, when I asked about money, they decided they "liked the idea of the landscape without me in it."

Broke my heart

03.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No one cares that their dad invited Toaster Strudel. I'm still not shopping there.

03.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, life is not a competition, but right now... @dndbeyond.com fans are winning!

I know players on the teams that are making these books. They love this hobby as much as I do. I trust they want us all to have something we can enjoy.

The world is crumbling around us, but this hobby brings me joy!

03.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm so beyond excited! You know how much I love Ravenloft. I have a shelf JUST for Ravenloft.

The seasons are going to be so connected between all factions of the hobby.

We are going to THAY!!

I'm vibrating, I'm so thrilled!

I cried. No shame, I got emotional because of the possibilities!

03.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love D&D lore so much!

Check out the latest news on the @dndbeyond.com roadmap for 2026, including Ravenloft and more!

Also, I am convinced Valindra Shadowmantle is going to be as big as Vecna. I have nothing to go on other than my own theories, but I feel like I'm right.

tinyurl.com/ystt4hx7

03.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Mark, I feel like we would be actual friends in the real world. I’m 100% with you on this one.

03.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love D&D lore.

Like... I just love it.

03.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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