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Not the Belgian restaurant. Dundee United, Derbyshire cricket, cats, sports history, family history, football programmes...

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Fuck that, I'd rather pluck my nose hair

07.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We may go out the Cup, but at least we put Douglas Ross on his arse

06.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Correct, unless you count playing Queen's Park in the Championship!!

06.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also first appearance (1974), if you need another straw to clutch!

06.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

45 minutes of absolute shite, but somehow back in this tie. Julius Eskesen loves a goal at Falkirk!

06.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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School days in Cathcart: the earliest pictures of John Harley, 'El Reformador' of Uruguayan football A truly remarkable coincidence has brought together my own family history and the life of a Uruguayan football legend, a Scotsman called John Harley .Β  Β  Β I was recently discussing with fellow...

John Harley, a football legend in Uruguay, was born #OTD 5 March 1886 in Cathcart, south of Glasgow. Known as 'El Reformador' in Uruguay for his influence in changing the style of the game there to short passing in the traditional Scottish manner. www.scottishsporthistory.com/sports-histo...

05.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"There's no evidence for it, but it's a scientific fact"

04.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A promo photo of Walthamstow's finest, East 17.

A promo photo of Walthamstow's finest, East 17.

Good morning. We're going to Walthamstow today

28.02.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck Mike! Rather him than me!

28.02.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This aged well

27.02.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well at least he isn't bitter!

27.02.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Streeting orders NHS to bolster workforce with the restless souls of the dead Headline by Sarah Amero Health secretary Wes Streeting has announced plans to bully the NHS into giving him data on the nation’s deceased in order to get them out of their eternal resting places and b...

The measures, which are reportedly as infeasible to implement as they are gratuitously evil, will attempt to use NHS files to find out who’s been skiving off of work while using β€œno longer walking this mortal plane” as an excuse.

25.02.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6

You sound highly enthused!!

24.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, there's a good chance they would be having some food, at some point? It's basically FINE.

23.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a year is a long time in politics

23.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 2963 πŸ” 717 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 36

Things you love to see

23.02.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no. I'm so sorry you've been made to feel like that. That is some real unprofessional shit! Please look for another teacher if you're done with this one (don't blame you for feeling like that)

23.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More like Peter Scandalson, amirite??

23.02.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"...and there's been another arrest for misconduct in public office but for who Chris Kamara?"

23.02.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 666 πŸ” 184 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Cannot fathom that one. Funny!!

22.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well that's blown it #thecurling

21.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Curling time!

21.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic double miss from St Johnstone at Raith as Fowler his the bar from a yard out, then Stanton's follow-up effort is cleared off the line by Fowler's face

20.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Democracy Manifest guy being manhandled into a red car by the cops. He's now Andy Windsor and one of the arresting officers is Paddington Bear, who always puts in a shift regardless of his day job as a Peruvian psychopomp.

The Democracy Manifest guy being manhandled into a red car by the cops. He's now Andy Windsor and one of the arresting officers is Paddington Bear, who always puts in a shift regardless of his day job as a Peruvian psychopomp.

"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"

19.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 793 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 5

Well that's terrifying, thanks

19.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I urge you to stop whatever you're doing and watch the short track speed skating relay. Absolutely no idea what's going on, but it's quite mesmerising #WinterOlympics

18.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That'll do. Out, brain fart, OUT.

14.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, although it'll be 6-a-side after 120 minutes at the rate this ref's going

17.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No such thing these days!

17.02.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0