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Paul Brislen

@brislen.nz

Kiwi telco guy. No I don’t know how that happened either. I shall bind him to me, with promises. πŸ‡³πŸ‡ΏπŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ Cymro o ddewis (Welsh by choice) "We consider that Mr Brislen is an authoritative source." (BSA decision, March 2020) Aotearoa he/him

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While you may have heard Cr Fletcher blaming City Vision's Richard Northey for the postal voting system, there was a vote last term where we decided NOT to change from postal voting to booth voting. As the sole City Vision councillor I voted FOR booth voting, and Cr Fletcher voted AGAINST boothsπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

09.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

09.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 10266 πŸ” 2501 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 76
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09.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

The proliferation of road cone hotlines needs to be addressed as a drain on resources: www.rnz.co.nz/news/top/582...

09.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Featured Interview: Paul Brislen (3G network shutdown end of March) Hugh chats to Paul Brislen, CEO of the NZ Telecommunications Forum, about the impending shutdown of the 3G cellular network which happens at the end of March. They talk about what this will mean for customers, how you can find out if your devices will keep working, and what to do next. A community interview from the Morning Show on ManawatΕ« People's Radio, produced with the support of New Zealand On Air

Did you know that 3G services are being shut off at the end of March? This morning @objectivereality.bsky.social caught up with @brislen.nz of the NZ Telecommunications Forum to talk about why this is happening, who might be affected, and what to do about it!

Listen here: bit.ly/morning_show...

09.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Don't be so careful in time of death" is the motto I live by right now.

09.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 304 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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The proposed changes to how NZ fishing quota is governed - the ones Shane Jones is pushing - are getting some pushback.

Groups who don't normally align are coming together in opposition. (Disclaimer: Steve Hathaway is a friend of mine - he's interviewed in this)
www.tvnz.co.nz/news/news-in...

09.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Gloriavale's former leader avoided jail for sex offending spanning more than 20 years The judge ruled Howard Temple would not go on the Child Sex Offender Register.

Is it because of the misogyny embedded in the system?

09.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surely this is the end of the LNG terminal plan.

09.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of donald duck sitting in front of stacks of gold coins Alt: Scrooge McDuck plays with piles of gold coins.
09.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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three men are dancing in front of a large building Alt: Four men are dancing an Irish jig which consists largely of knee-jerk reactions to international affairs.

YOU KNOW WE GONNA

09.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I joined the queue and was almost immediately passed on to a human called Mary Anne. Full credit where it's due -- sub 60 seconds there, Air New Zealand.

09.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is one of the great mysteries* of life that banks, petrol companies, airlines et al must instantly, in real time, respond to suggestions of a price rise but must be thoughtful and measured when it comes to price falls.

*not a mystery

09.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from a Herald headline that reads, "Middle East conflict live updates: Nicola Willis doesn't want 'kneejerk' reaction to oil prices as 91 octane shoots past $3 at NZ stations".

Screenshot from a Herald headline that reads, "Middle East conflict live updates: Nicola Willis doesn't want 'kneejerk' reaction to oil prices as 91 octane shoots past $3 at NZ stations".

Cue the "Don't panic, Mister Mainwaring!" gif.

09.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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A New Chapter for Bluesky - Bluesky After several intense and incredible years building Bluesky from the ground up, I've decided to step back as CEO and transition to a new role as Bluesky's Chief Innovation Officer.

Some personal news: I’m transitioning from CEO to a new role as Bluesky’s Chief Innovation Officer! I’m excited to welcome @toni.bsky.team as our interim CEO.

More here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...

09.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 5372 πŸ” 812 πŸ’¬ 505 πŸ“Œ 371
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We are a very stupid country

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/o...

09.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 757 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 24
Scientific Shot of a Peacock mantis shrimp eyes which are the most advanced in the animal world. Photo by Daniel Sasse.

Scientific Shot of a Peacock mantis shrimp eyes which are the most advanced in the animal world. Photo by Daniel Sasse.

the mantis shrimp has 16 types of color receptors.

humans have 3.

we see roughly 10 million colors and think that's impressive.

the mantis shrimp is sitting there processing a visual reality so hyperchromatic that scientists genuinely aren't sure what it's like to be one.

#addOcean

09.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 2565 πŸ” 484 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 61

Sadly this is the chatbot transferring me to the one remaining human not a phone call.

09.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, Glasgow.

09.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
US President Donald Trump’s pick for New Zealand Ambassador reveals priorities, interested in expanding defence partnership

US President Donald Trump’s pick for New Zealand Ambassador reveals priorities, interested in expanding defence partnership

They are gonna help protect us from ... minerals.. near Cook Islands

Such a big danger...

09.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I have abandoned my search for a receipt for the day. Four hours on hold waiting for the bot to hand me off to a human.

I shall try again tomorrow.

09.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 38431 πŸ” 6786 πŸ’¬ 435 πŸ“Œ 162

ROOKIE MISTAKE

I thought it had timed out so I rejoined the queue.

I'm now 25th.

08.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The people's bot is crimson red.

08.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I just want a receipt. If the website could provide such a thing none of this would be a problem but can I get a receipt out of the website? No, I cannot.

Oh and they want all the detail from the trip, which VANISHES from the website and app as soon as I've travelled.

So no.

08.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly do.

08.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have been on hold with Air New Zealand's robot chat for an hour now.

Holding for a robot.

What have we become?

08.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT A SURPRISE I AM SHOCKED

08.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's a question for them I'm afraid. Lots of companies brought in their own gear so it's hard to tell from here. Might use 3G, might use wifi, might use landlines... who knows!

08.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0