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Retired Brit in the Loire Valley.

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The BIG DUMB WAR CYCLE

HAWKS ITCH FOR BATTLE
IT WILL BE A SPLENDID LITTLE WAR!

9/11 FALSELY INVOKED
I'M SURE THEY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE HIJACKERS.

BOOSTERS OF PREVIOUS WAR ALL OVER TV
BOMBS AWAY!

MILLIONS PROTEST AROUND THE WORLD AND ARE IGNORED
THIS WAR IS BUNK TOO

PATRIOTISM OF OPPOSITION QUESTIONED
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS YOU TRAITOR

WAR A BLOODY DISASTER WITHOUT END 
WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN?

CONVENTIONAL WISDOM FORMS THAT WAR WAS
A MISTAKE, BUT NO ONE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

HOW'D WE GET INTO THAT MESS?
BEATS ME!

The BIG DUMB WAR CYCLE HAWKS ITCH FOR BATTLE IT WILL BE A SPLENDID LITTLE WAR! 9/11 FALSELY INVOKED I'M SURE THEY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE HIJACKERS. BOOSTERS OF PREVIOUS WAR ALL OVER TV BOMBS AWAY! MILLIONS PROTEST AROUND THE WORLD AND ARE IGNORED THIS WAR IS BUNK TOO PATRIOTISM OF OPPOSITION QUESTIONED SUPPORT OUR TROOPS YOU TRAITOR WAR A BLOODY DISASTER WITHOUT END WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN? CONVENTIONAL WISDOM FORMS THAT WAR WAS A MISTAKE, BUT NO ONE HELD ACCOUNTABLE HOW'D WE GET INTO THAT MESS? BEATS ME!

This week's comic: The Big Dumb War Cycle

07.03.2026 10:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 464 ๐Ÿ” 189 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Benjamin Netanyahu and Vladimir Putin.

07.03.2026 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 11735 ๐Ÿ” 3433 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 571 ๐Ÿ“Œ 171
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WEVE MADE IT SO THAT
AUTOMOBILES
CAN GO
EVERYWHERE AT THE EXPENSE OF CHILDREN
GOING
ANYWHERE
ROVร‰LO CREATIVE

b/w sticker on a green pole WEVE MADE IT SO THAT AUTOMOBILES CAN GO EVERYWHERE AT THE EXPENSE OF CHILDREN GOING ANYWHERE ROVร‰LO CREATIVE

The Expense.

06.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 234 ๐Ÿ” 53 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
John Sweeney Writer and Broadcaster John Sweeney is a reporter, old school, and has written 12 books, his latest thriller is The Useful Idiot: "enthralling" - The Observer.

1/3 I'm writing a book about Nigel Farage for Headline.

Some of his pals are blanking me.

Is it because after I reported on the killing of a Polish man in Essex in 2016, he said that I had caused him "more misery than any other in 25 years in politics"?

Do get in touch: johnsweeney.co.uk

06.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 231 ๐Ÿ” 105 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

there's a thing I like to call "load-bearing assumptions", that you don't notice until they're suddenly gone (e.g the air you breath has oxygen in it).

the post-ww2 order is a load-bearing assumption for basically the entirety of american life. trump took a sledgehammer to it in the last 90 days.

06.03.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3362 ๐Ÿ” 845 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56 ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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Dubai influencers share near-identical videos with footage of Dubai crown prince | LBC Videos featuring the caption โ€˜I know who protects usโ€™ have been circulating on social media

I had no idea until this all started that the UAE licences and pays many influencers to live there and write positively about the regime.

That puts a whole new spin on things.

Propagandists in pocket of regime.

It's why all the messaging is the same.

www.lbc.co.uk/article/duba...

05.03.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 997 ๐Ÿ” 444 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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New Ayatollah just dropped.

05.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1612 ๐Ÿ” 479 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 650 ๐Ÿ“Œ 185
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Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood attack on Green leader Zack Polanski for going to France.

He says she misrepresents his visit, but praises her visit to Lesbos in 2015, as a backbench MP.

06.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

This is awesome. As an organizer in Chicago, I have met and talked to way too many people who push the lie that pedestrian and bike safety is bad - for business and for residents. We need better media to help push against the lies. And Urban Truth seems like just the thing we need.

06.03.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Surprised face* that trouble makers keep on getting into trouble

05.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brilliant piece of explanation from @rosatkins.bsky.social for BBC Verify, cheers for sharing.
Split it in 2 because it's over 3 mins long and the punchline is amazing.

Ros Atkins: Why is America doing this? pt 1

05.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 46 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

If Starmer ignored the law, right wing crowd would be baying heโ€™s a warmonger. If he meekly followed Trump into a war which turned out badly, theyโ€™d be decrying him as another Blairite poodle of the US. Theyโ€™ll never give him a fair shake, and in this case, heโ€™s absolutely right to be cautious.

05.03.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 233 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big money has bought British politics

75% of Reformโ€™s money has come from three rich white men

democracyforsale.substack.com/p/75-of-refo...

05.03.2026 08:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 504 ๐Ÿ” 384 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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Wealthy Dubai residents race back to UAE to avoid tax bills Some risk spending too few days in the emirate and too many in the UK

Tax exiles stuck in London desperately trying to get *back* to Dubai to avoid becoming tax resident in the UK? Just great stuff. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

05.03.2026 11:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3992 ๐Ÿ” 1242 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 206 ๐Ÿ“Œ 327

Must be so sad to be Ukrainian and witness the USA burn through more missile interceptors in the first five days of the illegal war it started against Iran than it contributed to Ukraine's defence in the past 4 years.

04.03.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 516 ๐Ÿ” 156 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]

From off-screen a newsreaderโ€™s commentary comes:

NEWSREADER:

Extraordinary images here 

of an expat in Dubai 

[The influencerโ€™s eybrows raise slightly]

โ€ฆHaving their first ever geopolitical thought.

[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencerโ€™s face. The intervieweeโ€™s name is David Jones]. 

CLIVE MYRIE:

To explain the significance of this moment weโ€™re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent

DAVID JONES:

Clive, this is momentous

It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: โ€˜Dubai Is Brilliantโ€™.

[Pointing at the screen, the influencerโ€™s expression still the same]

You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.

It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expatโ€™s previous thoughts.

CLIVE MYRIE:

Which areโ€ฆ?

DAVID JONES:

You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, 
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.

CLIVE MYRIE:

And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?

DAVID JONES:

I think we can expect to see:

โ€œI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax Toโ€

CLIVE MYRIE:

Mmm. 

[Ends]

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreaderโ€™s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencerโ€™s eybrows raise slightly] โ€ฆHaving their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencerโ€™s face. The intervieweeโ€™s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment weโ€™re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: โ€˜Dubai Is Brilliantโ€™. [Pointing at the screen, the influencerโ€™s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expatโ€™s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which areโ€ฆ? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: โ€œI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax Toโ€ CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

04.03.2026 11:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3964 ๐Ÿ” 1237 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
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04.03.2026 04:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2713 ๐Ÿ” 1101 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 253 ๐Ÿ“Œ 228
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Trump helps MAGA influencers flee Middle East war zone on private jet Trump adviser Alex Bruesewitz, dogwalker Sarah Daither, former lobbyist Jay Footlik, and others managed to escape on a private plane thanks to the White House.

The White House has helped MAGA influencers escape the Middle East on a private jet while more than a million ordinary Americans are still trapped with no way out.

04.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3830 ๐Ÿ” 2487 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 337 ๐Ÿ“Œ 557
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Trump caught lying about top general's Iran claim: report President Donald Trump told the American public his top military adviser blessed the Iran strike campaign as a sure thing. But the truth, according to a New York Times report on Monday, was the opposite.Before the bombs fell, Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine stood before Trump and his national s...

President Donald Trump told the American public his top military adviser blessed the Iran strike campaign as a sure thing.

03.03.2026 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 53 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

The financial oligarchy needs to be obliterated

02.03.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 802 ๐Ÿ” 158 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
POTHOLES: It seems a pity that road surveyors have annexed the word pothole to denote the small dints made in our roads by motor-cars, for the word has long been in use in a far more classic way. All round the base of Ingleborough there are mighty pits, apparently bottomless, that have been worn out of the rock by the action of the water extending over hundreds of years. These, and these alone, are potholes, many of them known by some distinguishing name in addition. The greatest of all is the huge chasm of Gaping Ghyll, situated on the southern slope of Ingleborough. Why not call the holes in our roads "motor holes," for to the motor alone is their evil presence due.

POTHOLES: It seems a pity that road surveyors have annexed the word pothole to denote the small dints made in our roads by motor-cars, for the word has long been in use in a far more classic way. All round the base of Ingleborough there are mighty pits, apparently bottomless, that have been worn out of the rock by the action of the water extending over hundreds of years. These, and these alone, are potholes, many of them known by some distinguishing name in addition. The greatest of all is the huge chasm of Gaping Ghyll, situated on the southern slope of Ingleborough. Why not call the holes in our roads "motor holes," for to the motor alone is their evil presence due.

Donโ€™t call them โ€œpotholes,โ€ call them โ€œmotor holes,โ€ says @cyclinguk.bsky.social editorial in CTC Gazette, Feb 1917.

26.02.2026 10:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Federal judges who've ruled against Trump administration denounce threats against themselves, their families Federal judges say criticism from President Trump can put their safety at risk. The White House says the president "understands the dangers of political violence."

Federal judges who've ruled against Trump administration denounce threats against themselves, their families
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/fed...

02.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 70 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one can have a โ€œrelationshipโ€ with Trump; let alone a โ€œspecial relationshipโ€. Narcissists donโ€™t do relationships, they just take.

02.03.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some old lady came 5 feet from running over the stroller I'm pushing both my kids in until I screamed at her to stop.

She gestured to the sun to show me that it was in her eyes.

Lady, if you can't see where you're going, do not drive your car in that direction.

02.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 345 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Something you notice in the winter is that cyclists and pedestrians have to justify maintenance of their infrastructure in a way that drivers never do

01.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 376 ๐Ÿ” 69 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Eisenhower

02.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 15622 ๐Ÿ” 5845 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 374 ๐Ÿ“Œ 336
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OpenAI Reaches A.I. Agreement With Defense Dept. After Anthropic Clash

Great time to permanently unsubscribe from ChatGPT.

28.02.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 363 ๐Ÿ” 91 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel

Spring is here! Oh, spring is here. Life is skittles and life is beer. I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring. I do! Donโ€™t you? Course you do!

01.03.2026 08:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 126 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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As journalists working today many of us are taught to recognise disinformation when we see it and fight back against it.

Unfortunately there are some who willingly seek it out and put it on their front pages. A disgrace to the profession.

01.03.2026 06:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4022 ๐Ÿ” 1071 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 237 ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
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Tomahawk cruise missiles, launched from U.S. Navy Arleigh Burke-class destroyers, are flying toward Iran to strike military targets.

28.02.2026 08:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0