alexander [#81]

I'LL BELIEVE IM ANYTHING

I have no sympathy for people who whine about people shipping hockey players like... 99% of those men are gross idc if it makes them uncomfortable that I use them as little barbie dolls and make them kiss each other in my head

having a bummer of a Sunday :(

burning a self-love spell candle in my clean room while listening to answer: love myself

i'm not used to watching a team that is actually good and it's giving me too much anxiety about whether they'll win gold or not

someone scheduled a training meeting over hockey so I hope the new hires are fine with being told to sit quietly and read lmfao

ive had Spotify for over ten years so I was nervous about switching over but they made it super easy actually

I switched to apple music from spotify and I gotta say... I think I like it more

little prince

oh my god I just found my own fic while looking through the tag and I haven't looked at it in awhile so first I was like "wait why is this familiar" and then saw it had 700 kudos wtf

just know that if you're into hockey i'm REALLY funny

and it's purple in the back! as you can see from this very cool photo lmfao

pink hair don't care!

#promosky

alexander • 30 • he/him

♡ known yapper
♡ kpop fan (multi)
♡ horror fan (but boycotting scream 7)
♡ gamer (cozy, narrative, dark, rpg, etc.)
♡ hockey (San Jose Sharks, Pittsburgh Penguins)
♡ book lover (romance, gothic, horror, thriller, etc)

I also have 3 cats I can bribe you with 🥰💖

finish your book!

19 years old, baby shark, sidney crosby's biological child, and the first goal scorer for canada during his very first olympic game.... macklin celebrini the goat that u are

the speed of the shane hollander fanboy to sidney crosby fanboy should be studied, i only learned about heated rivalry in november and look at me now

and idc if i'm crazy i think h/b are gonna get married one day so this isn't anything other than temporary for them

i like to think that h/b have agreed that they'll separate but protect their other members and help them stay together because you'll notice except for h/b almost every Government Pairing stayed together

OT5 ZB1???? it's not what i wanted (ot9, different company) but at least the five of them get to stay together!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know 😭 literally cannot trust a straight man in figure skating apparently

he did a livestream where he was like "if i wasn't straight i would get higher scores 😒" but he also made a big deal about how he was wearing ovechkin's laces for warm ups and ovechkin is a homophobic putin bootlicker

i get it, i'm not either unless i need a place to yap into the wind hahaha

i really gotta make sports friends so i stop yapping about hockey and figure skating on the skyline

the beds are also only 3 ipads long, someone fact checked this lmfaoooo

will may be back with his college ex-situationships but mack is the maknae of the canadian men's team pack they've formed, so he's right where he wants to be anyway

it's been so messy tbh like teams missed the opening ceremony, power is going out, entire teams are getting the flu, there's been a huge fight already over rigged scoring....

i am seeing... i am thinking...

how come everyone rightfully called out nathan chen for complaining about being a straight man in ice skating but those same people are supporting ilia who said the exact same thing

mack was barely in milan before will was back in the arms of bc line.... mack you better win a gold to get your man back