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The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn Shirts and more! https://www.teepublic.com/user/wondershout Signal:@quietude38.04

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He's crushing it

07.03.2026 04:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That half-inning was so long I think I took a nap during it

07.03.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have a balk!

07.03.2026 04:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not at all intentional, like every other Brazilian pitcher, he couldn't find the zone with a map and a flashlight

07.03.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gross

07.03.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brazilian kid just buzzed the tower on Bregman

07.03.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OK I think Michael Wacha is done now

07.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't forget, they shared a clubhouse when the Cardinals picked A.J. up, this doesn't feel like a bit

07.03.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoying @adamamin.bsky.social on the call, mainly because he's doing nothing to try and interfere in the thinly veiled contempt Waino has for A.J.

07.03.2026 03:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SBUBBY

eef freef

07.03.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, girl

07.03.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boy I bet you're fun at parties

07.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

07.03.2026 03:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TODD MACFARLANE'S GREAT LAKES AVENGERS

07.03.2026 02:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Huge-ass beers or huge ass-beers?

07.03.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish my eyelids wouldn't stretch and roll around so much

07.03.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/dtw.... mirrors the National Weather Service

07.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I am so thankful you went to the doctor when you did, friend.

07.03.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Girl get in line, I've already registered for Makeup Class with Callie

07.03.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does feel like playoff baseball sometimes. The semis and final last time were TENSE.

07.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll kiss him on the mouth

07.03.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're just as likely to get hurt on a back field in Scottsdale or Palm Beach as they are in the 7th inning of a 3-2 game against a country you didn't know had a team two weeks ago but who you have opinions on the middle infield for now

I love the WBC so damn much

07.03.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're gonna be really good in a few years when all the kids of major leaguers who married Brazilian women have a little more experience

07.03.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Broke his bat!

07.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was not even three months old when this went in the barrel.

07.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HE'S IN HIGH SCHOOL

07.03.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The 17-year-old son of Jose Contreras just got out of a bases-loaded jam by breaking Aaron Judge's bat and rolling a double play

Sure

07.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do I have to fill out an application or can they just look at my app data

07.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lefty Manny Ramirez clone kinda scares me

07.03.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have gotten into a groove where I'll pitch great for like three innings and then I'll try to throw a back-foot slider and it turns into a perfect-perfect going 450 feet the other way

07.03.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0