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a prima donna of the gutter // he/him/his // fix your hearts or die no one wins the internet Mastodon: @logan@zirk.us (I am keeping my bags packed)

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i thought "we can't lose to the British in baseball" and at that exact moment Kyle Schwarber hit a bomb, thank you for your service Kyle

08.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 244 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Iโ€™m running for the U.S. Senate so the people who built Colorado can take back control of our healthcare, our homes, and our futures.
Working people built Colorado, we deserve a government that finally works for us.
Join our campaign: julieforcolorado.com

08.12.2025 11:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 805 ๐Ÿ” 239 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 92

And then you followed me. Pathetic.

08.03.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They said I cannot under any circumstances use the name Cuck Berry & then they forcibly removed me when I said what Iโ€™d really like is if someone else used it

07.03.2026 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 78 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Kamala ran a PERFECT campaign!"

My sibling in Christ, she spent a million dollars putting her face on the Vegas sphere.

07.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1741 ๐Ÿ” 173 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting second hand embarrassment that you pinned this.

07.03.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Italy has an espresso machine in their dugout โ˜•๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

๐Ÿ“ธ Chris Vaccaro on X

07.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 567 ๐Ÿ” 59 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

07.03.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2445 ๐Ÿ” 643 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62 ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

It's been a decade and people are still confused about why Donald J Trump does anything. It's always because he needs to be seen to be smart, strong, important. Everything else is secondary. The fact that his efforts to accomplish that are stupid and maladroit doesn't make it less true

07.03.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1522 ๐Ÿ” 158 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Like a lot of things rich guys believe and fund, the AI consciousness thing is in part driven by a desire to abscond from the responsibility of what they've made. It also explains why so many of them think we're in a simulation. Doesn't matter if everybody died if we're all just 1s and 0s baby!

07.03.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1868 ๐Ÿ” 278 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Itโ€™s weird that people online treat politics like sports, yet never learn the part where youโ€™re allowed to be mad at your own team for blowing it.

07.03.2026 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1062 ๐Ÿ” 216 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re just a tool of big chemistry trying to stop me from making that bread

07.03.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cyberpunk-ass present

07.03.2026 07:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean top to bottom Mercedes has been locked in. That garage did some moon magic today

07.03.2026 06:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very often people try to make me sound like unreasonable fossil for refusing to turn on Siri or have a smart device like an echo. Idk what to tell yโ€™all except that the Luddites were right. Smash that shit with hammers

07.03.2026 06:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 280 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Williams is my chief worry at the moment, what a horrible weekend

07.03.2026 06:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I literally became a mental extension of another person for two years straight just to drag us across the primary on $100k and a dream

yeah, we're important

07.03.2026 06:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too many people crashing out about the F1 season, these cars are all rough drafts, let's be real here, this is still the data gathering period

07.03.2026 06:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ferrari's got the juice but the car isn't quite there. Mercedes as advertised, that garage is incredible. Let's see how the rules change actual racing

07.03.2026 06:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only George Russell would thank a German in French.

07.03.2026 06:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolute worst place for Bortoleto's car to quit on him. Like, Lawson couldn't do anything there and Lindblad had no way of knowing. Woof

07.03.2026 05:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

INTERPOL, I can't with them, I have to skip or change it when it comes on XM

07.03.2026 05:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they canโ€™t be cool because being cool requires a person to be in tune with a vibration of chill

in order to get rich you have to have no chill. at the top its all fear + anxiety driven. everything is urgent. nothing is chill.

no chill means not cool

07.03.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This, we kept F1TV and just link the accounts, it's a bit of a hassle, but you only gotta do it once

07.03.2026 05:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one wants to jinx it but yes I HAVE noticed this lol

07.03.2026 05:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#f1

07.03.2026 05:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 54 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Kimi rubbing off on him, he loves that fuckin' kid

07.03.2026 05:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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lmaooooo, Toto

07.03.2026 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 198 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Toto has a team of absolute madlads in that Mercedes garage, good lord

07.03.2026 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

best season ever imo

07.03.2026 05:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0