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@astaissleepy.myatproto.social

Trash tier streamer on hiatus. This is where I vent about politics and stuff, and every once in a while I'll remember to post a pic of my cats. He/him. https://www.twitch.tv/astaissleepy

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I love capitalism, dude. It's so cool that they're gonna make me pay an extra 47 dollars for Witcher 4 just because I skipped breakfast in the morning, didn't boot up the console til 7pm, just trimmed my toe nails, sneezed 2 hours ago, and thought about what I'll do for my birthday in a few months.

07.03.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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[OC Comic] Mon hun bows

The stealth archer archetype is infamous for popping up independently in many different games, and just generally just stays as far away as possible while plinking at their enemies. Not mon hun bows tho. They're basically melee weapons with how close they are lol.

07.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 692 ๐Ÿ” 131 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Message from a digital format.

06.03.2026 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1257 ๐Ÿ” 272 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did I ever tell y'all about the time I tried to join a kung-fu school? Travelled far and wide, met wise buddhist masters and saw dozens of martial arts styles.

But no matter where I went, I didn't see a single guard posted.

I had to politely turn them all down. I don't believe in unprotected sects

06.03.2026 13:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 251 ๐Ÿ” 59 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

People already take brand loyalty to unhealthy levels, but these guys are genuinely Not Okay.

05.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 17373 ๐Ÿ” 5757 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 128 ๐Ÿ“Œ 102

This is genuine dedication, any studio would be lucky to have these devs as part of their team.

04.03.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there were countless industry trends in this game's way, and they all played their part, but internal mismanagement remains undefeated in killing video games

04.03.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 523 ๐Ÿ” 122 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

All the time spent being an asshole online about other people's hobbies could be spent

Like

Playing the games you actually like and building a community with their fans

03.03.2026 09:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

see: Marathon. this game is such a flashpoint moment where you can see where brainless drones are regurgitating what they heard in a youtube video/a popular twitter user and provide no actual criticism

talk about bungie's mtx practices! talk about what you don't like about the gunplay! something!

03.03.2026 09:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 154 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸฆŠโ„๏ธ #pixelart #animation

28.02.2026 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 147 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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้ฏจใฎๅคขใ€่›นใฎๅคขใ€‚

28.02.2026 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 79 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waking up to be reminded that we are the most evil country to ever exist.

28.02.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Skebใ€‘่ปŠใซ็€ๅœฐใ™ใ‚‹M004ใ•ใ‚“
ใƒชใ‚ฏใ‚จใ‚นใƒˆใ‚ใ‚ŠใŒใจใ†ใ”ใ–ใ„ใพใ—ใŸ๏ผใ‹ใฃใ“ใ„ใ„M004ใ•ใ‚“ไน…ใ—ใถใ‚Šใ‹ใ‚‚

27.02.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 54 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The guy who staged a failed coup last time is building a massive personal militia staffed with lawless thugs. At this point itโ€™s just naรฏve not to see where this is going.

25.02.2026 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 4512 ๐Ÿ” 1631 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

trump loves doing "if you're not standing up you're gay!" style antics at every state of the union and the maga hogs love eating up this slop they're all collectively 12

25.02.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 174 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The scandal involving Rep. Tony Gonzales (R-Texas) keeps getting worse.
The Texas lawmaker is alleged to have had an affair with a congressional staffer who later ended her life by self-immolation. Newly released text messages show the Republican lawmaker repeatedly pressured the staffer to send him explicit photos.
In more normal times, Gonzales's behavior would prompt a swift resignation and condemnatory statements from party leadership. But the Republican majority in the House is in dire straits: With the balance of power in the chamber resting at 218-214, the GOP can afford only two defections? with full attendance before they lose their ability to pass legislation.
House Speaker Mike Johnson knows all about the hazards of his shrunken majority; it's a problem he's at grips with week in and week out. It's only natural, then, that he would be reluctant to do anything that could further shrink his majority. In the Capitol Monday, Johnson made a very high-minded-sounding statement to a gaggle of reporters that he wants the investigations into Gonzales to play out before making any kind of judgment.

The scandal involving Rep. Tony Gonzales (R-Texas) keeps getting worse. The Texas lawmaker is alleged to have had an affair with a congressional staffer who later ended her life by self-immolation. Newly released text messages show the Republican lawmaker repeatedly pressured the staffer to send him explicit photos. In more normal times, Gonzales's behavior would prompt a swift resignation and condemnatory statements from party leadership. But the Republican majority in the House is in dire straits: With the balance of power in the chamber resting at 218-214, the GOP can afford only two defections? with full attendance before they lose their ability to pass legislation. House Speaker Mike Johnson knows all about the hazards of his shrunken majority; it's a problem he's at grips with week in and week out. It's only natural, then, that he would be reluctant to do anything that could further shrink his majority. In the Capitol Monday, Johnson made a very high-minded-sounding statement to a gaggle of reporters that he wants the investigations into Gonzales to play out before making any kind of judgment.

average leftwinger scandal: random citizens in the city actively playing in a snow ball fight throw snow balls at cops

average rightwinger scandal:

25.02.2026 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2518 ๐Ÿ” 384 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

This would be hilarious if it weren't for the absolute obliteration of the earth's natural resources, skyrocketing energy consumption, and the abandonment of critical thinking and what makes human-made art so special, just so creatively- and morally-bankrupt dumbfucks could have shitty memes.

24.02.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm huffing that copium for more Prototype, pleaase ๐Ÿ™

24.02.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Duo Camping๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™

23.02.2026 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2785 ๐Ÿ” 806 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Forever Young

#ใ‚ฆใƒžๅจ˜ #umamusume

23.02.2026 08:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 897 ๐Ÿ” 234 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
The days of this app being the best place to track and break unfolding news are so far gone. Todayโ€™s news out of Mexico makes uniquely clear that between AI, engagement farmers, and bad-faith grifters, trying to inform yourself on here makes you more uninformed. Done with it.

The days of this app being the best place to track and break unfolding news are so far gone. Todayโ€™s news out of Mexico makes uniquely clear that between AI, engagement farmers, and bad-faith grifters, trying to inform yourself on here makes you more uninformed. Done with it.

Yesterday seemed to be a dam breaking over there. More and more people are saying it's literally worthless! Even NBC News reporters seeing the light.

23.02.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1543 ๐Ÿ” 163 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Time to add dozens more demos to my library of demos from Steam Next Fests past, I'll get through them all evenutally... ;-;

23.02.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The idea that games are only relevant when reviews can affect quarterly profit numbers is yet another small way in which corporatocracy has subtracted joy from real people's lives.

Games don't go away in two months when their corporations stop caring about them. Thanks, Aftermath โค๏ธ

23.02.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 152 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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23.02.2026 12:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 253 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

23.02.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 29445 ๐Ÿ” 4984 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 333 ๐Ÿ“Œ 124

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

23.02.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 18450 ๐Ÿ” 2061 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 426 ๐Ÿ“Œ 172

iโ€™ve been making stuff online for a real long time and the #1 thing you learn is that since the dawn of the internet, fuckheads will never ever not complain or nitpick about the free content you provide for them

23.02.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3455 ๐Ÿ” 637 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

I genuinely thought this was a real interview until I got to the last part, then I knew it was actually twice as real

22.02.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0