🌻🐄

They’re pretty much good for just an IP and bandwidth so, that’s all I’m gonna trust them for!

everyone should know how hammered their home internet gets on a regular basis.

I setup grafana at 1pm today because I mentally checked out of work and I have *very* strict firewall rules on my network. I have stateful filtering, Default_deny, fail2ban, masquerading NAT, you name it.

You know your home firewall is working to a spec you can be happy with when you can log and auto deny at the gateway 560 RDP & nmap Port scan attempts from Bulgaria & China respectively in an hour

Respect the TNG

I had places to be, it was a two day event because reprogramming a ballast was more effort than I thought :(( why should a parking light be so much effort??

I feel this in my bones,,, throwback to when I had to fix a parking light (well, light ballast) on my Mercedes wagon

whenever u want bb 💕

I just be out here doing my best 💅💌✨

If Bluesky wanted to win me over they would do a fleets sort of feature here. Not that telegram doesn’t have that already but like, I yearn for that brief period where twitter had fleets man. So much.

I really enjoy making my home space manicured and dialed in, and wasn’t sure if I shared this places ‘final’ state.

Happy with how it turned out 🙂‍↕️

I like to imagine there’s a ‘bag of oats’ joke in here somewhere,,, but goodness nice! ✨

A little spice for the week ✨

Lemon Tea #oilpainting #art

Or this one

💅💅💅

The Art of Restraint 🪢
A Piece for R. !

An anthro elephant fondling the breast of an anthro hyena

Not gonna post the full thing here, but I love their expressions.

(He/him for both please)

1st session going from therapy to trauma based psychiatry done, onto bigger and better things right? ✨

New sticker just dropped!!🎉🎉

🎨 By @skiaskai.bsky.social 💕

C# here apparently,,, and while I dislike .Net, I am so so sorry.

I'm just grumpy.

how does a guy who's been coding *at an enterprise level* since before I could drive not know like,,, howwwww his stuff runs. or its outputs/env mappings. omg or variabilization for url schemas?? s2g he said he went to the portal and copied it and inserted it manually.

🥹

They say I'm like, moving the needle as if its some magic wand and not something I pay for with my soul when I find out they aren't coming to meet my side of engineering in the middle omg.

It's me and like, 3 part time folks from a parent company on platform. they're literally 12-14 long time devs.

they literally think that an event is sort of like posting a new line in a txt document/json?

AND my lead dev today didn't even know what his code created either. or how it authed. or stored tmp. or what env variables were needed from the Platform because he never tried to run his sandbox in cloud.

back is hurting from carrying a team of devs who seemingly don't know how to build cloud native event driven architecture.

event messages and schema for topics/subs, down to their pure schema and structure are their jobs to define what to collect and leverage. their input? "oh its a *newClaim*

Absolute drama queen 👑

And thank you!! I love this lil goof a lot ♥️♥️♥️

Zumi does the same freaking thing to me, her today when I was wrapping up work 🥹

She walks all over my desk and flops on my keyboard,,,

Rough sketch of Sherry posing in some lacy lingerie

lace

go on a walk with her? 🐶