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Nile (like the river)

@nilejoan.com

ass of an angel (she/her)

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Witches’ Revel is at ECCC! If you’re going, come try the game - and you know anyone in Seattle who’s going, let them know! — A. ✾

06.03.2026 19:16 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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Come see me at Emerald City Comic Con all weekend long and check out the game I'm helping publish!

We are at booth 41325 with product AND you can learn how to play the game with me :)

06.03.2026 18:18 👍 69 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 1

i forgot that this is the sincerity platform and y'all don't know that I'm joking when i say I'm not joking

that was mommy's fault, no one is mad at you

05.03.2026 03:30 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

I'm not even joking when i see that seeing women post about Leon Kennedy is making me realize maybe I'm actually not really bi

05.03.2026 00:00 👍 71 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0
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"Peter, have you ever heard the sound a man makes when he's stabbed in the back? Well, I have, and I know what to do."

"Oh, okay, sure Christopher Lee, take it away. Action!"

"YEEEEOWCH! OUCHIE!! EEEEEOWWWWWWWWWCH
!!!"

02.03.2026 20:37 👍 87 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

hey! would it be possible for you to dm me or give me an email or something to chat? I don't think i can dm you if you aren't following me, otherwise i would ✨

26.02.2026 18:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

serious inquiry, pls share:

do any of y'all have any good lawyers who have worked in games/entertainment?

26.02.2026 18:03 👍 38 🔁 25 💬 8 📌 0

PORTLAND AIR I HAVE MISSSSSED YOU

24.02.2026 17:37 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

denver air that's quite enough

24.02.2026 05:31 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

you around this weekend?

21.02.2026 03:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

DENVER AIR I HAVE MISSSSED YOU

21.02.2026 03:30 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

friend just said to me
"you have the perfect amount of religious trauma. bc like you don't HAVE to talk about it. people know."

20.02.2026 19:57 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

i very genuinely want to know how you arrived at the conclusion that this could possibly be about breast reduction surgery

20.02.2026 17:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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please share!

I'm looking for two (2) PT stamped copies of this card.

if you have any and are willing to part with them, lmk

*liam neeson voice*
"if you are looking for ransom i can tell you i DO have money. will pay. thx i just want my kids back"

20.02.2026 17:40 👍 53 🔁 28 💬 0 📌 0

okay fuck it, I'm gonna try to get in the Olympics next year

20.02.2026 00:12 👍 58 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

You're all insane for not liking this more.
a Polaroid of this woman in my helmet would have gotten me through WWII.

18.02.2026 00:27 👍 49 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

oh HELL YEA--oh wait nvm

17.02.2026 17:41 👍 107 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0

Jesus fucking Christ the way i misread this at first lmao

17.02.2026 17:36 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

no yeah yeah yeah, i think your new bf is really cool he just sorta looks like he'll inherit the earth iykwim

17.02.2026 17:11 👍 50 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

and I would so take my wife's name

16.02.2026 16:37 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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pov you gotta work out at 8 and kill satoru gojo at 9

16.02.2026 16:34 👍 113 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 1

didn't make the deck :(

16.02.2026 01:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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she nantuko on my titan til i primeval

15.02.2026 08:07 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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happy Valentine's day

here's a slutty little pic i took earlier today 😏

15.02.2026 07:51 👍 102 🔁 2 💬 9 📌 0
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ER did not go well.

Mitzi has a large inoperable tumor on her liver, likely cancer.

All I can do from here is make her as comfortable as possible. I'm all sorts of fucked up about it.

I've been with her for 11 years, and I've never loved anyone more.

don't reach out. I don't wanna talk. 💚

14.02.2026 08:25 👍 353 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

the worst day in Chicago is 40x better than the best day in Las Vegas

14.02.2026 00:48 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

as your business partner it is devastating to see you make poor decisions like this 😔

14.02.2026 00:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

four way tie between seeing all my nieces and nephews for the first time

14.02.2026 00:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Relient K at the Nintendo Fusion Tour where they let people play the Wii for the first time

kinda hate live music tho tbh

13.02.2026 22:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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this card alone has done more for my life than any singular person has in my 33 years of living

13.02.2026 22:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0