Triske

People have already explained, but similar and equally important is “last person theory” (the idea that Trump does not/cannot give a shit about 90% of issues and defaults to the advice of the vizier who most recently whispered to him, even in situations where this results in a 180)

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

Sex with a well-muscled man on the beach? Oh you mean a Macho Man Sandy Ravage

The T-shirt is proof that supporting Chicago makes you a better Magic player.

If one day Play Magic announces an RC winner and nobody quote skeets that the trophy looks like a buttplug, whisper your fondest memory of me to a rose and lay it on my grave

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

Chicago is the Portland of cities that are good

Closed on an apartment. Never kill yourself

and yet autistic cis men are the cis men of cis men. until they become the trans women of trans women, of course.

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

As this was happening you were told shoplifting and home invasions were grave threats you needed to abandon any pretense of sympathy to address.

Hell yeah

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

Banger, banger, banger, banger, banger, banger, problematic banger, banger, assuming this card looks hype as fuck in paper

Sarumon at the cuck orb

Put it on spider man

Watching some criticisms of The Witness, and I need to roll this idea around my head like a tiger playing with meat-filled pumpkin:

Bad puzzles assume a construct; good puzzles reveal the lack of one.

No longer accepting any proposals for the treatment of ICE employees post-Trump that do not include the phrase “kind of like kidney stones, but in reverse”

I looked at it on a different screen and it was dark as hell, so I did a color alt.

Yes, but more importantly, he would deflect from any criticism on the matter by suddenly implying he was also trans

this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said

No longer accepting any proposals for the treatment of ICE employees post-Trump that do not include the phrase “kind of like kidney stones, but in reverse”

Somehow, at no point in the last ten years has the thought crossed my mind that B—es Love Cannons Woman is an actual character from an actual anime.

I got a glass of wine at Beetlejuice the Musical and I think it might have been three figures

Tixtree By selling or buying tickets on Tixtree you are leading the way towards a sustainable future.

Release me from this hellknife prison: www.tixtree.com/e/chicago-st...

Every day we’re not sold out is another day I’m too busy to crack open Slay the Spire 2

Love how many famous actors try to make a name for themselves in directing. The Wendy’s cashier who thinks her shift manager has frosting goo gumming up the wrinkles in his brain resonates through every strata of society.

It's 10:19 pm Mountain time, I'm thinking about all the wonderful, beautiful women in my life, how grateful I am to be trans, and that we really need a Magic the Gathering Secret Lair: @chiitan.love

Come on WotC, please.

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon facing to the right with wide eyes

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on a bench

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on grass with one ear pinned back

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon looking towards the sky

Thinking about low res pikachu.