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Jon Green

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Chairman of the Johnson County, Iowa, Board of Supervisors. I'm from the Government and I'm here to help. Sig: 1+307-828-1004 https://www.johnsoncountyiowa.gov/

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Present level of concern:

1. Shelter in basement
> 2. Beer and a comfortable lawn chair

07.03.2026 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do hope we have enough beer.

07.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You get to go to bed 15 minutes sooner than I do!

07.03.2026 02:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tornado watch until 4:15.

07.03.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tornado watch until 4:15.

07.03.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best gift dad gave me: I have an uncle who offered me a sponsorship to whichever service academy I wanted. Dad told me in no uncertain terms if I went into the military in any capacity he would disown me.

06.03.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beware me, when I've been tasked. And I don't recall having been tasked from beyond death, before.

06.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Postmarked envelope, with my father's left handed text. 

GREEN 
Box 56
Lone Tree, IA 52755

Jonathan Green 
730 Arapaho St
Apt. A
Thermopolis, Wy
82444-2744

Postmarked envelope, with my father's left handed text. GREEN Box 56 Lone Tree, IA 52755 Jonathan Green 730 Arapaho St Apt. A Thermopolis, Wy 82444-2744

I went digging for something, and came across this, a letter from Dad. Its contents are mine, but he left me with a job to do.

06.03.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Annual property tax worksheet. We're lowering property taxes for rural residential properties by 7.5%.

Annual property tax worksheet. We're lowering property taxes for rural residential properties by 7.5%.

While the Republicans in the Lege are rending their precious over property taxes, I'll note we've lowered yours. And we're still doing good work.

05.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no fidelity, save for the one who thinks himself king.

05.03.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The energy is giving

05.03.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cat and a chicken, surveying the scene.

A cat and a chicken, surveying the scene.

Don't mind us.

05.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was early, but.
bsky.app/profile/mode...

05.03.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolute dipshittery. (I mean Iowa Republicans, not Mr Walker.)

05.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit, thank you for bringing this to my attention.

05.03.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An extra pet, perhaps.

05.03.2026 04:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with a beard wearing a chainmail helmet Alt: Indiana Jones, Last Crusade, with the Grail Knight in his sepulchre, looking spry and more importantly: relieved. "I knew you would come."

"And I knew you would go."

05.03.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With dad's passing, I have inherited the solemn duty of being That Guy who stands in the driveway, wishing safe travels to those who, depart.

05.03.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 101 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As I said back September time: Fuck ICE.
bsky.app/profile/mode...

04.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put me in, Coach.

04.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My. God.

04.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 69 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if a thousand International Relations scholars suddenly cried out in anguish and ran to the nearest toilet to vomit.

04.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies.
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Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel
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Steve King 9 @SteveKinglA + Follow Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies. ESTERN ILIZATION Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel RETWEETS LIKES 516 688 10:40 AM - 12 Mar 2017 from lowa, USA

I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."

04.03.2026 17:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3754 ๐Ÿ” 1013 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67 ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

nvmd, found it โ€“ thanks for bringing to my attention

03.03.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where are you seeing that?

03.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I'm blocking four accounts, two are defunct. The others are Newsmax and the Babylon Bee.

I'm blocking four accounts, two are defunct. The others are Newsmax and the Babylon Bee.

As an elected official, I don't want to risk blocking anyone I might represent. Given the semi anonymous nature of many accounts here, well.

03.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Given the framing, I prefer my comforts cold in the present circumstance.

03.03.2026 05:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"That's 70 in Fahrenheit"
๐Ÿ’€

02.03.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one time I can begrudgingly accept moving the goalposts.

02.03.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one time I can begrudgingly accept moving the goalposts.

02.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0