SMLR

I want to do a summer of gathering straighties and the other miserable mind-warped squares of the earth into an auditorium to lecture them on the hatred they have for themselves and how to stop externalizing it on people who have never done a fucking thing to them

Even ace people do SOMETHING with their sex drive. If the your libido ultimately takes you to a hands-off meditative state where in your mind's eye, you get to touch a dragon's belly- that is equivalent to satisfying your personal standard of procreation, right? What's the problem here?

Does "gooner" mean virgin who whacks it non stop or just blanket puritanical no-no badge for anyone with a romantic streak? The way I see it the quest for ass remains a prime directive for humankind

i wonder if they'll ever do another tekken/soulcalibur style mortal kombat.. i want to see reptile and cyrax leave persistent dynamic blood on the arena floor that looks like a dog chased a mailman across an abstract expressionist piece while it was still drying

Crunch is a spooky character

any movie where people turn halfway into wet skeletons belongs in the national archive

Saurian Brigands

A tall alien in dark hooded robes points across a cavernous, futuristic space, giving directions to a group humanoids with cat-like heads. The Kif has gray skin, a long dragon-like snout, and red eyes. The Hani have muzzles like lions and ears pointed back. The hair draping from their cheeks forms modest manes, falling flat at shoulder length. The most prominent Hani stands with regal bearing while the rest of the group is poised for action on the ramp behind it. Exposed from the waist up, the lithe musculature of the Hani is covered in short golden fur. Its red pants are cuffed above the calf, and it holds a snubbed nosed laser pistol at its thigh. Accents of gold can be seen in a simple thin band around its upper arm and a thicker bracelet around its wrist. A dark furred ape-like humanoid stands above the pack with eyes lost in thought, closely following the directions of the Kif, while a bearded blonde human glances sideways toward the viewer.

CHANUR’S HOMECOMING (1986)
Acrylic on Watercolor Board - 30” X 18”

The biggest challenge painting alien creatures is finding ways to communicate information about the way they think via gestures available to their peculiar forms. 1/4

I get my Pokémon news like anyone else which is i just sit back and wait for the drawings to come in on my timeline

Gabe Newell aka mr. Counter strike

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Capcom art team is feasting

panel 1: megatron approaches a crying rumble saying "rumble, my boy! what troubles you?"

panel 2: rumble covered in tears and snot saying "Mr. Kanellopoulos next door yelled at me and Frenzy because we blew up his dog!"

panel 3: interior shot of a house, banging on door with megatron saying "mister kanellopoulos! its your neighbor MEGATRON!"

panel 4: megatron in gun mode, pointed at door saying "i would like a word with you"

my transformers comic 6

i did not know people used to flush condoms!

my goodness he's handsome

a little animation test i did of my Fish that has been sitting untouched for a while, and still unfinished . . . #animation

damn now thats my kinda screensaver

(harrison ford voice) I call him chewie because he can't get hard

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

Wow Signal

i'd been pre-amped for a marathon reboot since the end of halo reach... when i saw it wasn't going to be a narrative campaign of satisfying combat and setpieces, I lost all desire to pick it up

on the journey to making boobs bigger it's a necessary path we all must take

illustration of a crocodile or lizard in overalls, sitting down in grass and flowers, smiling, holding a picked flower in its hand/claw, sun or moon with a cloud in front overhead in the sky.

clipart (1997) web.archive.org/web/19970725...

new 11x17" poster design - will be screenprinted on cream cardstock. Hoping to debut these at TFF

Halo meme

ive been trying to figure out the best way to work out with company for like eight years- so far nothing has come close to badminton. The focus is low stakes fun with friends but you get an insane full body exercise and hand/eye practice in just an hour

Hey man could I get four dollars

A hefty looking anthropomorphic gator guy looking at the viewer with an approving expression and giving a thumbs up. The backdrop showing multiple photos of his trip along with his cat

🐊✨

gamers dont go grocery shopping... they see fruit and think it's a valuable weapon pickup or some kind of hit point

It's bananas to me that some gamers drop 4 figs annually to keep their PC current just to play games that are designed to run on consoles from 6 years ago