Oldwhitebeard49

why is it not the GOLDEN Shield of the Americas?

Is he only half serious?

No world domination without gilt.

Only if they are Greek and very tiny.

No ammunition is not the worst bit.
USA knew that frigate was in war games, US withdrew at last minute. Rules in war games prohibit ammo.
It was murder.

Does he have to sleep with Markwayne now?

But does she get to keep her blankie?

I think his sole function is to keep Jordan from being named the dumbest GOP politician.
A function he performs admirably.

Please can I buy tickets to the rematch when the Marine is not restrained by officers.

Old pub,the Star of the West in Port Fairy. Lovely, slightly decrepit, bluestone wall.

A calming red or two at the Star of the West to sneak up on Port Fairy Folk Festival.

And kids, though delightful, are cash negative ad infinitum.

Yep.

De-funding those English language lessons reeks of social cohesion.

And, in the interests of keeping him moderate, killed his father and his wife.

Ah. But it was the start of 'I'm open, engaging, and you will all love me in the end'.

Same age, I was backhanded by Ms Giles, dress ring cutting my face,for a smart arse observation.
Had to employ maximum diplomatic skills to stop mum from leading the assault next day. She was locked and loaded.

Excellent regime change right there.
We killed your dad,and your wife and you've been supporting the old man for years,so, do you love me?

Yeah.
Were using the broad definition of liberated.
It includes killed and maimed.
Liberated a whole girls school.

Yeah, that's fun.
But I'm paying for this shit.
Tell me how exactly it is improving my life, or my neighbour's.

Me, in suspect Dutch - Sinassappel
Scientist - Orange
Me, in suspect translation - the word literally means Chinese Apple.

and this redemption tour still hasn't got to the point where I will forgive her stalking and harassing a school shooting survivor because he was advocating common sense.

Clarification? What exactly are we supporting?
A war?
A Special Military Operation?
A crusade? The rapture?

If the latter, I need clothing advice. I'm wary of a wedgie during the WHOOSH.

Will Carney be meeting with ASIO?

Confidence > competence = Tim Wilson.

Clarification? What exactly are we supporting?
A war?
A Special Military Operation?
A crusade? The rapture?

If the latter, I need clothing advice. I'm wary of a wedgie during the WHOOSH.

Regrettably, Israel focused on children in a conflict zone more effectively than Melania.

And if only I could find Spain on a map, I'd be firing whoop-ass salvos as we speak.

I think you've failed to adjust for the pigmentation coefficient in that vertical comparison.

Fuckit.
We all know it's a Special Military Operation.

This 'logic' invokes Spike Milligan.

Can a parrot
Eat a carrot
Standing on it's head?
If I did that my mum would send me straight up to my bed.

I think you've failed to adjust for the pigmentation coefficient in that vertical comparison.

Trump liberates the rights of women in Iran, by

Killing 170+ girls who actually could go to school.

Au contraire,

Everyone saw it coming except him.