conure 🐦

Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.

“You’re so much prettier when you smile.”

my honest reaction:

yo sorry i been mia, positive life developments got me with less time (currently) & i've shifted focus to my irl shit

i'll get back with y'all soon enough 🙏

so the most powerful Republican in the House is telling us that Epstein's pedophile child-trafficking operation was so embedded in the US government to the point that releasing the files poses a credible risk to the nation's security?

i'm floored. how could this be

crazy how dude got lucky with facebook, sold user's personal data for millions, & has failed at everything since but keeps going out of monetary inertia

could be the problem is the men

maybe try a butch lesbian handy with a strap next time!

lord knows he's tried

the entire nation is suffering because this man just can't find the right man to pleasure his wife while he watches

people use to get lobotomized for saying dumbass shit like that

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important

pussy selling at record high--but here's why analysts say ass is safer

who could have expected this

like trained dogs but not nearly as skilled or important to society

hilarious how they leave with tails tucked once homie with the whistle starts going off

i'd argue it's not only easy to say it. it also feels good as hell

schumer pops his head out from his ivory tower once every other month to embarrass himself & get literally nothing done

but somehow he's the Architect of The Grand Design that forces the Trump admin to skewer the souls of the American people for some loose change & a novelty coffee mug

"go ahead, pull my underwear up over my head and spin me around until i stumble over. it's a badge of honor."

you can do it ig but i wouldn't recommend it

the cost of denying another's humanity is paid with one's own

i've been saying this !

an incontestable fact of the second trump administration is it is actively trying to sicken and kill as many americans as it can

this is the way

freaky ass piers morgan needs to stop inquiring about the inside of random women's pants

just wait for them to justify this by claiming that caring for those with disability puts an "undue burden on the country"

things have always ended fine whenever authoritarian regimes of the past have done this, i've heard

conservative politicians have not and will never see people with disability as full humans

they tell you this to your face whenever the topic is brought up

Senator Warns of Trump's Secret Watchlist for Americans NSPM-7 finally gets Congressional attention

there's a secret domestic terrorism watchlist if anyone cares
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/senator-wa...

#WarRavagedPortland

thought this was the guy who wasn't gonna bow down to Republicans

i don't see you & i don't hear you bc i ain't near you but TRUST that i have your back 😤