Good! I have been keeping a list of other vital environmental datasets and models that were publicly funded but now sit behind a paywall (looking at you CEH ๐). Can we initiate some community efforts to open up all such datasets? A digital right-to-roam as it wereโฆ
27.02.2026 17:54
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๐ฏโฆ Sewage pollution is โeasyโ (ish) to monitor: itโs literally a pipe. Agriculture is so much harder because itโs a diffuse source and not just one evil company to point the finger atโฆ ๐คท
24.02.2026 21:44
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giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... โโIs university still worth it?โ is the wrong questionโ
20.02.2026 07:57
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The student-loan system now actively subsidises the rest of the state, fails to adequately support HE, *and* has punitive life-long repayment terms for students ๐ซ
21.01.2026 09:45
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๐จ Pre-announcement! ๐จ
Weโre hiring for 2 x two-year, full-time roles to join me and the wider @palaeoverse.bsky.social team @es-ucl.bsky.social.
- Research Software Engineer (REF: B04-06999): lnkd.in/eNRBiPnP
- Community Engagement Coordinator (REF: B04-06998): lnkd.in/ejUACCzn
23.12.2025 19:38
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This was a very fun project to work on, with some neat stats & maths from fractals to fluid mechanics. We were surprised that for such a high profile dataset like sewage spills there had been such limited public statistical analysis until now! ๐ฉ ๐งฎ ๐งโ๐ป
eartharxiv.org/repository/v... 8/8
11.12.2025 07:52
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How to form, publish and maintain your drainage and wastewater management plan (DWMP)
This matters because water companies now need to create hydraulic models of thousands of CSOs to reduce their spillingโฆ but unless they can model infiltration (hard!) they are likely to underestimate the frequency of the most damaging, long duration spills! 7/
www.gov.uk/government/p...
11.12.2025 07:52
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What causes the heavy tail? When trying to replicate it using hydraulic models we can only do so by including infiltration of groundwater into pipes through cracksโฆ this suggests that these long duration spills are *not* only occurring after heavy rainโฆ
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11.12.2025 07:52
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We think this is driven by daily fluctuations in water usage (๐ฟ ๐ฉ) which modulates the length of sewage spillsโฆ
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11.12.2025 07:52
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A total (and cool ๐ค) surprise for us, was the discovery of a periodic variation of the misfit to this modelled trend, fluctuating around spills that are multiples of 24 hours longโฆ whatโs causing this?
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11.12.2025 07:52
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Statistically, this tail is well described by a stretched exponential distribution. Itโs not quite as heavy as a power law, but much heavier than a vanilla exponentialโฆ
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11.12.2025 07:52
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We find that sewage spills follow a very heavy-tailed distribution. 10% of spills account for 85% of all spilling *time*. So, itโs not the infrequent, short spills we should care about, itโs the infrequent long onesโฆ
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11.12.2025 07:52
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In our ๐ซ new preprint ๐ซ Barney Dobson & I drill into the statistics behind โshittyโ headlines like these about the number & duration of sewage pollution spills.
We analyse a dataset of nearly 4 million individual #sewage spill eventsโฆ 1/
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11.12.2025 07:52
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Is this all subjects? Undergrad & postgrad?
28.11.2025 16:22
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OTOH the environment agency *is* massively under-resourced so not totally their fault, *but* this defence is totally inappropriateโฆ Youโre an arm of the State, itโs right and good to be subject to criticism and you need to respond to it better than โuwu donโt be so meanโ ๐
15.11.2025 16:45
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Many people believe that the way to attract people to the geosciences is via logical, utilitarian returns on an undergraduate degree.
But left unexplored is the power of the field's inherent irrational, cosmic horror to command attention.
It's 2nd only to astronomy in that, & much more immediate.
12.11.2025 20:37
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I mean cโmon youโre the CEH! You famously study things that are naturally messy and green and blue! Why opt forโฆ. black with very hard lines?!
16.10.2025 11:27
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Another research institute opting for โshort lived AI start-up chicโ in their (no doubt vastly expensive) rebranding I see
16.10.2025 11:19
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also the population change assumes (iirc) its all *new* population into catchment, rather than say residents moving *within* catchment (=no net increase). so, population density increasing due to limited supply would be a โwinโ for nutrient neutralityโฆ
27.09.2025 22:05
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youโre right on the gist (nutrient neutrality is mad) but actually population growth *is* linear with nutrient outflow (ie itโs not a capacity thing). Problem is builders canโt pay to increase treatment efficiency at existing plants (!?) even though that can workโฆ
27.09.2025 22:05
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The perfect conditions continue ๐ ๐!
06.09.2025 08:49
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โฆ and blessed with some Aurora Borealis too! #studygeologyandseethenorthernlights
05.09.2025 17:11
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Stunning conditions (and enthusiastic students!) for the first few days of the @es-ucl.bsky.social mapping course in North West Scotland! โ๏ธ โฐ๏ธ โ๏ธ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๐บ๏ธ #fieldworkfriday
05.09.2025 17:11
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Neat idea from psephology that might be useful for geological ternary plots too. Similar to the 4 component solid solution of garnet.
26.08.2025 18:24
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Focus on "universities" raising fees misses the point that the real injustice is the interest rates & repayment thresholds on student debt which I suspect plays greater role in determining how much is paid over a lifetime than the initial "up-front" fees...
15.08.2025 09:33
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Given that universities/gov are savaged in the media even for increasing fees with inflation, is there anything meaningfully lost from advocating for a one-off step change back to an inflation adjusted ยฃ9k (~ยฃ13k)?
15.08.2025 09:32
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