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fuck cops MINIONS DNI lotta people call me teddy. lotta people don’t. birthday/boy || ace-y || ☭ allan of the barbie bubble Tightpussy4President/Bsky Board campaign manager @/teddydothroar on 🐣 @/teedy.txt on discord cap hill, sea by way of H-tine

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

07.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

letting my son know his art from art class is derivative

07.04.2025 21:33 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh cat timberborne

07.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wait whats this

07.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no shot

07.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

seattle

07.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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cocker spaniel girl

06.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1826 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

eight people have blocked me since making the anti-loli post. good please stay away from me and all children lmao

07.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s like, out of sync with how skin should move

07.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the thing i’m noticing a lot these days with like, the current iteration of ai gen animation is the way the skin moves when they talk.

07.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yah no doubt, unsolicited dick pics are just another way for men to essentially force themselves sexually on the people they send them to.

07.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite feature about Jack Dorsey is that he is eternally cursed to work on promoting technologies that end up serving people he despises. There can be no greater revenge upon a person with shitty ideas that labor all they devote themselves to turns against who they are in theory and practice.

07.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i can assure you bot-tan it was not but i appreciate your unyielding support fr

07.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

helll yeah. will probably pick it up after the weekend. i’ve got all these dumb ass pokΓ©mon on my shit rn about how their homes don’t have enough spicy food (fair)

07.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how you liking it?

07.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the only dick pic i’ve ever taken was using a like, point and shoot digital camera back in i guess 2008 or 09 and it on request. i’ve never understood the drive to do that regularly and sending them to people unprompted

07.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i had a friend that only ever took dick pics while standing at a urinal and i never really understood why but figured it was some weird masculinity ritual like, i only take pics of my dick when i’m in the process of using it in some fashion

07.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so my buddy was like β€œwe gotta scram” and me and the other friend we were with sprinted away from the scene and hid under cars in a nearby parking lot until eventually i was like this is bullshit i need a smoke and got out and walked to a wawa to buy cigs

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and again this wasn’t exactly a fight he started (though i believe it was old beef so doubt he was fully innocent here) but the kid had friends so he felt tough and my friend dinked this kid with a pity punch and cracked his skull open with his fist and his friends freaked out and called the cops πŸ˜’

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

worst fight i was ever part of tho was right after high school and it was summer and i was at the ocean city boardwalk with my day 1 bestie who is a lil rough around the edges and someone started shit and my friend squared up with this kid who was like, 6” shorter min

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
willow on the train looking down at you. her hair's a mess and she's wearing a black chat pile longsleeve

willow on the train looking down at you. her hair's a mess and she's wearing a black chat pile longsleeve

i had a couple boy dreams again last night

06.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

i got into 2 and the first one was mostly me trying not to hurt either of us (friend got mad about something and started in on me and i just kinda bear hugged him til he stopped trying to hit me) second one tho was real and i did knock the kid out cold which is a less cool feeling than i expected

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Rolling Stone is publishing pro-war advertorials by an Israeli government agent now:

06.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1221 πŸ” 313 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 38

y’all laughed at me when i bought the cheap oil. who’s laughing now

06.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of the most powerful episodes of a podcast I've ever heard. I've said before that Molly Conger is one of the best people creating podcasts and this episode is the proof.

TW: this is about the life of a man killed by a racist serial killer and it will make you cry (at a minimum)

06.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

back in the day no one needed protein doritos or protein pancakes or protein waffles. if you needed a bunch of protein you simply ate three dozen hard boiled eggs. three dozen haunch of boilers, they called em

06.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 851 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 7

the gas price thing is mostly a middle america point of contention (coasts are just higher across the board and the fluctuation hits midwest hardest) but it definitely gets people riled up

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