Erica Joy Astrella

Olivia Parker_CielPress 8:25 AM to me く ... Hello Erica, I hope this note finds you well. I'm reaching out from Ciel Press, a PR agency that helps industry leaders gain high-impact visibility through placements in top-tier publications. We're curating an exclusive USA Today feature titled "Top 5 Visionary Women Founders to Know in 2026," and your professional accomplishments make you an excellent fit. This feature will spotlight your entrepreneurial journey and achievement complemented by your photo and verified social links. The feature will appear on USA Today's digital platform, which reaches over 120 million monthly readers. The investment for inclusion is $2000 covers writing, editing, and publication. it will be presented as non-sponsored offering you authentic exposure. We're limiting this edition to just a few select profiles, and placements are filling quickly. Let me know if you are interested, then i share next steps to secure your spot? Regards Olivia Parker Marketing Specialist Ciel Press LLC

the going rate to be considered a visionary founder when you haven’t founded anything in a decade is $2000.

someone said adhd meds should come in the daily marked blister packs like birth control pills and i have never heard a smarter idea.

meanwhile, my theory for the boot? you can’t be cozy with the super evangelical crowd if a jezebel known for fucking her coworker on a plane is a major face of your administration. she was not virtuous, she was not obeying her husband, she gotta go.

imagine getting a bunch of plastic surgery to fit the aesthetic of a group of people who would toss you while you’re in the middle of taking questions about your job.

middle school mean girls are taking frantic notes.

because of AI, how many concurrent episodes of silicon valley are happening right now in the bay area?

my nephew told me today that i am the anchor being in his universe and i am still overwhelmed by that.

love that kid so much.

I went through and added up the total paid rents through our adopt-a-rent program, and it is 329 families for $463,217. All peer-to-peer, no fundraising. Just neighbors helping each other out.

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(i do need someone to improve upon that bite guard design though.)

they didn’t have to crack my chest, just went in with the robot through three little incisions.

i can already go on walks and shower, even!

science is awesome. technology is awesome. the thoracic surgery team at ucsf is awesome. everyone that was praying for me is awesome!

i love modern medicine.

on monday i had lung surgery (RATS wedge resection).

on tuesday i was discharged from the hospital.

on wednesday i was walking around my house, doing a couple work calls.

today i feel fine. the worst thing im experiencing is my mouth being shredded by the intubation bite guard.

i come to bluesky when i want to talk tech and politics. i go to threads when i want to kiki and talk pop culture. some days i like that bifurcation, some days i don’t.

yeah. same experience with every tool meant to do this…they freak out on the blank cells. not feasible for 400 pages. buuuuuut now ai can do it! 🎉

idk test it and let me know.

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claude opus 4.6 can absolutely do it with a gentle nudge toward how to handle blank cells. good job nerds!!

my brother said it wasn’t clear this happened in the past. it happened in 2017.

this was a DAY, i tell you hwat.

that was a wild day

it surely cannot be because they cannot be that daft

FYI the billionaires are trying to get you to look away from the epstein files by organizing a march to roast them about instead.

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now byron

this is WILD.

he went to a bar and based on that phone call i just had, he very much enjoyed it. nothing better in the world than the joy of niblings. 🥰

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random: anyone got a box at lumen with an extra seat? trying to do a solid for my nephew.

My Florida family names are Hunt, Chappell, Shaw, Jones, Baker, Plair/Player, Waiters, Jackson, Hatch, and Johnson. We have significant presence in Alachua and Marion County, FL for several generations. Have you done an AncestryDNA or 23andMe test?

like?!!!!

thanks! we were having a TIME!

there is a kinsler in reddick i’m gonna try to get this to. thank you!!

👀 marion county, florida you say?

ashley mcnamara and erica joy astrella smiling and wearing cowboy hats and jean jackets at the cowboy carter concert in las vegas.

i wanna go back 😭