K/DEN ⛈️🦁

Gigachad Lenin says dont laugh!

Labour should consider the fate of Lord Mountbatten upon the water

four photographs of intense multicolored lightning over city lights and palm trees. The fourth image is of the sky filled with vivid purple lightning over palm trees.

throwback to one of the wildest lightning storms ive ever seen. The wild colors were due to hail, ice, and dust ingested into the storm.

Sept 6 2025, Las Vegas NV
#lightning #photography #xelartz

my gf caught me shrimping and sprayed liquid catnip down my exposed ass crack so now i have carefully dodge my cats as to not let them catch a whiff of my pheromones and latch onto me like a head crab

People worry 'moderate' Democrats are the same as Republicans. Our study shows they're right Men who refer to themselves as 'moderate' or 'centrist' score basically the same on values and opinions as people who identify themselves as 'conservative'

Before you let them force you to vote for Newsom read this, then push back

www.independent.co.uk/voices/biden...

Melting Cat

a guillotine and basket with the text "you know what must be done" next to it. the image is textured to look photocopied.

you know

sucked cock fallacy

you can be the goodest boy and blow a girl's glizzy good and hard thru her jinko jeans and she still may never call you back

cloud cover over the Santa Cruz mountains, taken from the peak of Mount Umunhum in Northern California.

❱❱ PHOTOGRAPHY ❰❰
sea of clouds ༓ santa cruz mountains (alternate)

PARSENOIRE COMMISSIONS OPEN - MARCH 2026 NOW ON VGEN - $100 game art style test (artistic liberty) - $150 stylized portrait (the parse special) - $175 convention badge (rush order available) more info and submit a request at vgen.co/parsenoire

COMMS OPEN FOR MARCH!!

trying out vgen this month, so go check out my page and submit a request!!

opening 5 slots each for:
- game art style test
- character portrait
- convention badge

it's scary big bill time (due mar 10), so requests and reshares are greatly appreciated!!

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it's international women's day, which mean you LEGALLY have to let your wife peg you. i don't make the rules

this is something i also struggle with as a musician.

i have to constantly remind myself that art is far more worth being created "badly" than not being created at all, because not creating means not sharing and not improving.

this is advice i've yet to take for myself, however.

i can hear red wing blackbirds outside :)
springtime :) :)

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

Very unfortunate vocal stim I've developed whenever I do something that hurts

sometimes it is funny though. my ex once accused me of being a bad person for having a special interest in severe weather lmao

it just reminds me of how many people are straight up hostile to people with ADHD/autism because they're convinced we're "acting like that" on purpose and it just makes me sad and ashamed of something i can't control.

the worst thing about being mentally ill is seeing someone else with your mental illness get "called out" and all of the things that make said person "bad" are the symptoms/struggles of said mental illness.

i nearly started crying seeing this because my late baby was also a female orange cat named orange. i hope she goes to a lovely home!

it would be nice to be able to make music without overthinking it.

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

how i feel every after every online crashout

and if you can believe it, it's Bandcamp Friday once again

this month, i'll be donating all of my proceeds to the Trans Continental Pipeline to help folks who have been depersonalized by Kansas's anti-trans laws relocate to Colorado.
in return, you'll get some transmasc tunes

so i took a nap and ended up having a dream that elon musk lost the race to put people on mars before china so he crashed out and vowed to nuke it out of existence before they got there.

i want you to know that i read this in the voice of David Lynch

and if you can believe it, it's Bandcamp Friday once again

this month, i'll be donating all of my proceeds to the Trans Continental Pipeline to help folks who have been depersonalized by Kansas's anti-trans laws relocate to Colorado.
in return, you'll get some transmasc tunes

Tomorrow's Bandcamp Friday fundraiser will be for The Trans Continental Pipeline, helping trans folks leave hostile states (ahem, Kansas) for Colorado.