protip: remember to ALWAYS beg the stochastic machine that it should ABSOLUTELY FOR NO REASON EVER forget to do the thing; there is still a nonzero chance that the stochastic machine WON’T do the thing, but you will feel much better about yourself
Major breakthrough tonight! After several back-and-forth weeks getting the Prism Ruby parser hooked up to the Chicory WASM runtime (AOT compiled to JVM bytecode), I now have a local version of the gem that uses *zero* native libraries. This will allow Prism to work anywhere JRuby does!
hey guys have you tried this yet mcp.war.gov
Clippy: "It looks like your PR is AI slop. THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA!"
thanks for playing though
But but... my agents 😢
lol bro you still WRITE your prompts? I just give my laptop the stink eye and the agents KNOW something’s up
“it’s not X—it’s Y” «WTF IS THIS AI?» he thought to himself, holding in his hands a book printed in 2002
I’ve been working on something for a while now and I wanted to explain how I got there.
blog.picheta.me/post/the-fut...
you think you want AGI, but the agent swarm MUST be a swarm of junior devs to be effective; the senior dev would just tell you “I ain't doing that shit, that’s dumb”
so we really are accelerating 100x because I thought it would take them weeks, instead in the last 3 days people have realized that their “enhanced productivity” really is burnout-speedrunning
t-shirt design: I went to THE FUTURE OF SOFTWARE ENGINEERING and all I got was these lousy MARKDOWN FILES
coding is dead, github is dead, and I don't feel so good myself
mind if I bring along my copy at Wasm I/O for an autograph @tartanllama.xyz? 😬
Humans, notoriously bad at multi-tasking:
“AI makes me so productive: I can do 100x more things in the same time I used to do just one! It’s so exhausting! I’m mentally drained at the end of my day!”
That’s nice, have you thought of just doing the one thing in 1/100th the time?
"Go Lightning talks @ FOSDEM 2026" - featuring talks from @goinggo.net @evacchi.dev @andydotxyz.bsky.social more!
Video from @fosdem.org @gophers.love
cuddly.tube/w/mBtDbXQLde...
#golang #tinygo #fosdem
imagine how many tokens we could save if people knew how to search+replace
help me name my pile of loosely structured markdown files I'd like to ship a new agentic feature framework today
and again, #fosdem was a real blast. I am always surprised at the variety and quality of the talks! Excellent venue 🔥🔥🔥
Ah yes sort of 🤔
Yay #tinygo on stage at #fosdem
Right, but I'm thinking the chat UI is actually a cell, and commands would run in cells too
Claude Code, but the UI is a Jupyter Notebook. Has someone already built this? 🤔
Wasilibs mentioned (wazero under the hood FYI). You may want to stick for the lightning talks 🤫 #FOSDEM
Instrumenting Go without changing a single line of code 🧐 #FOSDEM
Putting the GO in PGO #FOSDEM
Learning about #golang synctest with Ronna Steinberg — super funny speaker BTW :chefkiss: #fosdem
Wastrel #wasm sans runtime #FOSDEM
Highest praise for #fosdem talks: "I'll stay for this one then I have to leave" … "holy shit this is awesome I'm staying for the next one too"
#wasm and jit for cpp jupyter repl 🤯
