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Brian Transplant

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TTRPG creator and paginator. Occasional musician. Sometimes pixel artist. He/him/his. Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com https://linktr.ee/briantransplant https://skastodon.com/

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A framed, autographed photo of Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl

A framed, autographed photo of Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl

Choosing a great note to go out on.

#TheLastDriveIn
#TheLastHorrorFilm

07.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"There is something you could do for me... I need a haircut that isn't from my mom with a bowl."

#TheLastDriveIn #MessiahOfEvil

07.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does this guy own any other suits?

#TheLastDriveIn #MessiahOfEvil

07.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That organ is diegetic, by the way. Her dad has a weird playlist.

#TheLastDriveIn #MessiahOfEvil

07.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet the guys who work at the Shell station never have this problem.

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

07.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is terrible product placement for Mobil.

#TheLastDriveIn #LastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #Shudder #MutantFam

07.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cult of the Drive-in by Brian Transplant A solo film curation RPG

In honor of #TheLastDriveIn having its series finale today, I'm making 30 community copies of "Cult of the Drive-in" available - free. Zero dollars. Gratis. Nada.

Just scroll down to where it scrolls down to "Claim Access."

#MutantFam #LastDriveIn

briantransplant.itch.io/cult-of-the-...

07.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in this for the long haul tonight. Staying up until the bitter end. The Drive-in Will Never Die.

07.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A desktop screenshot of Linux Mint featuring a dark, cinematic wallpaper from the movie 'Johnny Mnemonic,' showing a man in a suit wearing a bulky, retro-futuristic neural VR headset.
On the right side of the screen, a large, transparent green "Conky" system monitor overlay displays "SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS V2.6" with real-time stats for CPU cores, RAM usage (2.53GiB / 15.4GiB), network traffic, and local weather (42Β°F and Foggy). The terminal-style text includes a "New Releases" section for tabletop RPGs from DriveThruRPG and Itch.io.
At the bottom, a clean, dark taskbar shows the Linux Mint logo, several application icons (including Firefox, Discord, and Steam), and a system tray with a temperature reading of 44Β°C.

A desktop screenshot of Linux Mint featuring a dark, cinematic wallpaper from the movie 'Johnny Mnemonic,' showing a man in a suit wearing a bulky, retro-futuristic neural VR headset. On the right side of the screen, a large, transparent green "Conky" system monitor overlay displays "SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS V2.6" with real-time stats for CPU cores, RAM usage (2.53GiB / 15.4GiB), network traffic, and local weather (42Β°F and Foggy). The terminal-style text includes a "New Releases" section for tabletop RPGs from DriveThruRPG and Itch.io. At the bottom, a clean, dark taskbar shows the Linux Mint logo, several application icons (including Firefox, Discord, and Steam), and a system tray with a temperature reading of 44Β°C.

I'm Linuxing so hard right now.

07.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow this morning I remembered my old ICQ number. I was going to log in and see what was shaking, but I found out ICQ got shut down in 2024.

Something tells me I wouldn't have liked a post-2000s ICQ anyway.

06.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's hilarious in Fear of a Black Hat. I mean honestly the whole cast is on point. It's got a "This Is Spın̈al Tap" influence, which is a very good thing.

(A planned scene would have involved the trio finding the skeletons of Spın̈al Tap after they similarly get lost on the way to the stage.)

06.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Larry B. Scott as Tasty Taste in "Fear of a Black Hat."

Larry B. Scott as Tasty Taste in "Fear of a Black Hat."

So does Fear of a Black Hat, in which Larry B. Scott plays Tasty Taste.

06.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't touched it in years because of that guy.

The only JRE I want to mess with is the Java Runtime Environment. And even then, not very much.

06.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's arm with the word fire in red Alt: Funboy, Tin-tin, Skank, and T-Bird from "The Crow" (1994) throwing their hands in the air and yelling "Fire it up!"
06.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And we can't forget cheesy action movies, "cop on the edge" Dirty Harry knock-offs, the entire "Bruceploitation" genre, and so many more.

06.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure all of those other games are good. But do they allow you to throw a bicycle on top of a jump up in the air, and then stomp down on the now bicycle-covered guy? No.

Play Yakuza.

06.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It could happen. I remember on The Movie Channel, when he showed the anime "Dominion: Tank Police."

06.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me, preparing to post on Bluesky:

06.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Joe Bob's "We ain't done" message gives me hope, and might actually be a good thing in the long run.

On Shudder, he seemed locked into horror and horror-adjacent films. If he lands somewhere else, he can go back to any "drive-in" movie, regardless of genre.

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #LastDriveIn

06.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

A reenactment:

😐"Hey, Claude. Are you sentient?"

πŸ€–"Sure."

😲

06.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do they call it "Midwest emo" when I've never seen any of them wear a cheese hat on stage?

06.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I accidentally installed Jean Claude instead. It can't help me write code or generate images, but it can do the splits and scream a lot while roundhouse kicking.

06.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Underdubbed & Over the Top" An Evening with Devon Kay & the Solutions, by Devon Kay & the Solutions 10 track album

Devon Kay and the Solutions have a new live album.

You should check it out. A couple of the cover photos might even be credited to some guy you've heard of.

#Ska #Skapunk

devonkayandthesolutions.bandcamp.com/album/underd...

06.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Iceberg, right ahead!"

05.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
In a time of destruction, create something. Says Skeletor thankful he can create memes for you these trying times.

In a time of destruction, create something. Says Skeletor thankful he can create memes for you these trying times.

05.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 357 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ‘΄ "Do you have any experience vibe coding?'

πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό"You mean like at Bad Dragon or something?"

πŸ‘΄"..."

πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό"... What kind of business is this, anyway?"

04.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me of when Meijer used to sell red and blue cola cans. The red was supposed to be fake Coke, and the blue was supposed to be fake Pepsi.

Both kind of missed the mark, but the fake Pepsi was way closer to the real drink.

04.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So one of the cool things you can do on Linux Mint is create "Web Apps." This is a browser window that you can open and close like an app.

"Why would I do that?"

If you create a Web App for Facebook, it lives in its own browser instance, and it can't see any of the other sites you visit.

04.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew some people who were really into Hamilton back in the day. Never got into it myself, but you're right. It definitely counts.

04.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See, I don't know if I'd call fantasy romance "new." I mean Dracula was basically a libido with a cape.

04.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0