What part of watching dogs on skateboards makes YouTube ads think Iβm in any position to buy the brand new Lexus?
What an uneventful day in the US.
Trevor + πΊ = π½
I havenβt seen a frog in days.
I am very upset about it.
A new πΈ friend before 8am?
Itβs going to be a good day.
I have a new addition to my πΈ family.
95Β° and she needed a quick bath.
My life of finding πΈ will never be complete
All I want to do in life is continue to find more πΈ
Is it just me or do the unread books in the bookstore just seem shinier than the unread books at home?
Just Googled βhow to fake your own death and erase your entire existence before 8am Monday.β
Good morning.
Wellβ¦my coffee from this morning finally kicked in at about 11:20p.m.
Just woke up from a weird dream:
I refused to go to Disneyworld until they let all service animals ride the rollercoasters.
Now that Iβm awake,
I stand by it.
Letβs normalize a 21 day weekend.