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got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud
Short answer: almost certainly not.
What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S.
1. Securities fraud requires a securities context
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I wouldn't trust Al with this one....
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Massie on Newsmax: "We're not getting the answers we need from Pam Bondi. I just spent 3 hours at the DOJ this week looking at the unredacted files. And I'm finding evidence of files they haven't released yet." (Note that the Newsmax anchor agrees with him!)
06.03.2026 15:08
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I'm sorry. That's some bullshit. I got no advice other than time heals wounds, and even though I'm normally Johnny Logic, I believe fate often steps in to make decisions for us that lead to better things.
07.03.2026 04:34
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The White House just tweeted "Touchdown" and showed a bunch of clips of guys getting hit trying to catch the ball. Literally the opposite of a touchdown. The only people who write that sports are right-wing coded are people who don't understand the right wing and don't watch sports
07.03.2026 04:10
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I love Miami btw. When I needed a break from Philly (and that includes the Jersey Shore), South Beach was our first stop. A party town that feels like it's outside the United States. It's an insane place in the best ways. Good food, pretty people, shady club owners.
07.03.2026 02:49
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Sturdy
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07.03.2026 02:40
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We used to do the Powers Power Hour at the POPE shot of Powers Whiskey with an Ithaca Flower Power chaser for an hour lol
07.03.2026 02:36
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It's funny, growing up the Miami Herald was famous for Monkey Business Gary Hart and now they're famous for uncovering a global pedophile ring that included two Presidents and Bill Fucking Gates. I'd say that's an insane CV from a small but mighty paper
07.03.2026 02:34
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DOJ releases Epstein files with accusations against Trump
Over the course of four interviews in 2019, a woman told the FBI that Epstein and Trump sexually abused her in the 1980s.
“A DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credible—and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.”
@jkbjournalist.bsky.social bringing it home
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
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I'll come back home to Philly for the parade. We can catch a shot and a beer at the POPE or the Dolphin
07.03.2026 02:31
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Yooo he just deleted all his hang dog tweets and replaced them with happy ones lmao
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Maxx Crosby on the way out of Vegas
03.03.2026 18:20
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This is my guy. I gambled on him and Chubb a few years ago to anchor my fantasy team on the cheap and they carried me through.
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Love this for both sides
07.03.2026 02:20
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This girl with the oh damn coach look lol
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Start with Omar and go left. Same order I'd watch.
07.03.2026 01:38
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Yeah that's absolutely right
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He's dissolving Ohio State University
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This is the Elden Ring map
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Trump: Lee Marvin didn't take any shit from that uppity King and neither do I
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This was probably the plot to one of the Delta Force movies, so Trump might see this on cable and decide it's a good idea
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I don't know how anyone else feels about it but I like the new cast of Vanderpump Rules. It's never gonna match the prime Stassi Kristen Jax Toms seasons but they are all messy and legitimately hate each other. They got a Mac & Charlie that does OnlyFans. They finally cast a gay dude, too.
07.03.2026 01:34
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Temple University Excellence in America's Greatest City
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Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
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@cjzero.bsky.social
The Uncs got at it again.
06.03.2026 23:59
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Wife watching Sinners: The thing Josh Allen is best at isn't football it's marrying hot women way out of his league
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She knows a guy who knows a guy and they were a gift
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