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Wonderful book

07.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Desmond, I believe you have a barrow in the marketplace
Molly is the singer in a band, is that correct?"

07.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Count Arthur Strong is the only person allowed to issue threats of citizen arrest. Doesn't this pillock know that?

06.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meteoric

06.03.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She's a good writer, really gives you a sense of place, ehere the food comes from.

06.03.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rachel Roddy's recipe for frying pan peppers and potatoes Peppers that are slightly past their best sing in this thrifty recipe for sweet and sour peppers with spuds

One of my favourite Roddy's
www.theguardian.com/food/2020/au...

06.03.2026 09:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unless they Netflix it, then budget isn't an issue.

05.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is marvellous, can't wait for Series 2: The Prophets Return.

05.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Norma's got a bit of Julie Covington going on.

04.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Labour MP's husband arrested on suspicion of spying for China

Joani Reid who suggested Corbyn was a Russian asset despite zero evidence? Her husband? Ah fuck, she's gonna be LIVID.

metro.co.uk/2026/03/04/l...

04.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 562 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 15
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a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table .

Just one thing ... you said you were wearing a cache-misère of your own mythology...what was under that?

03.03.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Excellent dismantling of the spurious "cheating" claims by Reform and their fellow travellers in right wing press.

01.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

28.02.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jarg armour, lad.

28.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wilfred and Margaret 8 years earlier.

28.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OMLOOP

28.02.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always use a silencer, mate.

27.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Marvellous! What a pompous ass she is.

27.02.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She's losing her seat come the GE.

27.02.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again every shitposter on the socials was yelling this at Labour and the response was "sorry I can't hear you over how smart and sensible I am you scum"

27.02.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 422 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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So many good things about this. People voting for the future, for hope not hate, 69% v 31% Centre/Left v Right, even with the Tories on 2% Reform were nowhere near. First good news of the year. I see the fascists are already doing a Trump and crying voter fraud. Fuck'em, they were beaten by humanity

27.02.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

🀣

26.02.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trudy Kockenlocker 🀣

26.02.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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He will be avenged

25.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She's a piece of work alright and, as is pointed out, she was married to Gove FFS!

25.02.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I’d suggest her barometer for beastliness is entirely broken at this point." Mic on Sarah Vile.

25.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Birthday to George Harrison
β€˜They used us as an excuse to go mad, the world did, and then blamed it on us.’

25.02.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My daughter had one these done for her downstairs toilet. Bookcase. You'd never guess the loo was there.

24.02.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Should've been hooded like a disgraced friar.

24.02.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This could be a @coldwarsteve.bsky.social doing the death of Nelson

24.02.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0