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I asked Claude what a cigarette smells like after 3-4 beers

I rest my case

they will pry our completed STIG checklists from our cold, dead hands

3. Modernize and Secure Federal Government Networks We will accelerate the modernization, defensibility, and resilience of federal information systems by implementing cybersecurity best practices, post-quantum cryptography, zero-trust architecture,

every ISSM just fell off their chair laughing

brown mid-70s model Mercury Cougar 2-door parked in the sunlight, viewed at a 3/4 angle from the left front corner

getting 9 MPG on the trip home out of your 6.6 liter Ford V8 because you were taking it easy on the throttle

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

The only one who could ever reach me /

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one of the worst downsides of widespread cloud computing is you can no longer smash the computer with a bat when necessary.

Somewhere out there, Andy Fastow just shook his head and uttered "Psh, amateurs"

I met a guy who did this because "It's like having three PhDs that I can have debate questions" and I told him that made me wanna kms and then I had to talk to HR.

probably the only Video Game Discord that hasn't made me want to throw myself from a window because they ban all of the edgey weirdos. they also made him into a sticker

Look What You Made Us Patch: 2025 Zero-Days in Review | Google Cloud Blog Our analysis of 90 zero-day vulnerabilities tracked in 2025, focusing on techniques and how AI will accelerate the vulnerability landscape.

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love it when the GTIG crew sneaks a blog title past the radar

you people will never make me care about Maine, a fictional setting stephen king invented to sell airport paperbacks that has become an in-joke for east coasters who don't want to say where they really went on vacation. i'd rather debate who will best represent Narnia's interests in the senate

i love the handful of people responding to this to say that Dunks is bad coffee

i don't think they understand that New Englanders' affection for Dunks is only incidentally related to the quality of their products

when he's worked up in a big tizzy like this, trying to be an informed american citizen with an awareness of the geopolitical landscape is just an effort to digitally concuss yourself

ffs

Everclear could absolutely sneak "What It's Like" into their set.

I don't need a DHCP server I allocate IPs and set DNS manually like a big girl

Such a machine...is not feasible to build any time soon.

So when your CISO or a vendor starts going off about "post-quantum" security, feel free to use this to remind them that we still have SMB1 in some places and Telnet in others. Plenty of work to do around the house.

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Screenshot of headline: Microsoft gets tired of Microslop, bands the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

Lmfao this is so fucking sad 😂😂😂

in retrospect most of the country is a vampire squid relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money

I just think maybe gambling is an awful cornerstone on which to build an economy/society/national conversation.

I've got 2011-2014 vintage tumblr posts stockpiled as well, one of the greatest assets in deterrence via pure cringe

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You read that post and felt pain in your joints let's be real

le epic win xD narwhal bacon

this cyberwar sure has a lot of bombs