This thing rules, if you’re reading this skeet, stop what you’re doing and try this
07.03.2026 14:37
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This thing rules, if you’re reading this skeet, stop what you’re doing and try this
I could kick this kid’s ass
thx, so are u
Thanks for reminding me that this first picture exists! I’ll be in my bunk.. 𝒿𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃’ 𝑜𝒻𝒻!!!
FARTY SUPREME.
Farty Supreme
Farty Supreme
farty supreme
more like farty supreme ha ha
👈🏻🙃👈🏻
👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
You can fuck my girl, big man
One salami is a salamo
this is like an ad for bisexuality
It’s actually really easy and fun to get away with drinking while driving if you’re good at driving while you’re drinking (obeying the rules of the road, safety first etc)
I used to be gay but I’m not anymore
Hey Audrey, this shit sucks!
there is no one reading this that I wouldn’t k1ll if it meant that no harm would come to this little guy
What is the right natural wine for me
This isn’t a shitpost, I’m gonna be in NYC next month and will be having dinner at a place w/ an extensive selection of natural wines. I ain’t know nothin’ about wine!
Hey TANG, check this out. “Not the momma!”
proud of u Elmer, keep hustling
Wow
Kinky
jk it’s pretty normal sized and is neither too wet nor too dry
I am the proud owner of a Swarovski™ brand crystal Shrek figurine, I am an American Express™ platinum card member, I own my car and my house, I am tall and handsome and I have a head covered in thick, luxurious hair. I have enormous, smooth, pleasant smelling nuts, and a tiny, damp penis
Feels good to jack off to!! 🦶💦
They sell a Reuben at Mac Donalds. Secret menu item. Requires a secret handshake and you have to eat it in the bathroom
Jack. I am inside of your house right now
I like to take a single ‘chovie, cut it into a few bits, and put them on a slice of cheese pizza. I enjoy the taste of them, but only a small amount of it