The Chewy Walrus (Accept No Substitutes)

VOTE BEATTY. VOTE OFTEN.

I will never not vote Beatty... and so can you!

As an avowed, dyed in the wool fan of the SCREAM franchise, let me just say this:

I am far more excited to see READY OR NOT: HERE I COME than SCREAM 7.

That is all.

One other Sinners take: I do think they should find a way to give Ryan Coogler a special Oscar for his Instagram coffee videos.

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I'm very disappointed to learn that Noah Segan has directed multiple films at this point and hasn't cast Rian Johnson in a small role in ANY of them...

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Absolutely agreed!

DO YOU SEE?

Tom Noonan as Francis Dolarhyde in Michael Mann's MANHUNTER (1986)

Tom Noonan as Frankenstein's Monster in Fred Dekker's THE MONSTER SQUAD (1987)

Tom Noonan as The Ripper in John McTiernan's THE LAST ACTION HERO (1993)

Tom Noonan as Joshua Taft in Ellory Elkayem's EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS (2002)

We've lost some truly great ones this year so far, but this one particularly stings.

RIP to one of the best to ever do it - the great Tom Noonan!

Have a groovy Ash Wednesday, folks!

Picture of Ash Williams from the Evil Dead movies.

Happy Ash Wednesday to all who celebrate.

Witness the white hot rage of @brianwaves42.bsky.social 🔥🤬🔥

if Jesus had done the Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge, the crucifixion wouldn't have gone down like that

Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.

It's not even "Christian nationalism" now so much as it's "Christian jingoism"... and that is SO MUCH WORSE.

(To be clear, NEITHER is good.)

In which the P&P crew break down Gus Van Sant's incredibly bizarre blank check cash after getting a Best Director nom that is 1998's "shot-for-shot" remake of PSYCHO. Check it out!

Bud Cort and Robert Duvall within a WEEK??

FINE, Universe, I'll watch M*A*S*H... geez...

Then we split the difference and combine the dino nuggs with marinara, mozzarella, and shredded parmesan to make an ad hoc chicken parm.

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And a very Ki-ki-ki, Ma-ma-ma to all who observe!

So they just drank their Old Style straight and NOT as a chaser???

This feels like Malört erasure! Binny's will not abide this oversight!

Scrooge, but wearing a hockey mask cos it's friday the 13th.

"You boy, what day is this??"

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

Poster for The Burbs with stills from the movie.

Sardine?

We dive into the Satanic Panic for our latest episode all about Joe Dante’s comedy-horror classic The Burbs. We love this street! (Link in comments)

Stephen-coded characters:

Holbrook is the saving grace of that movie, for sure. Not sure it's *that* deserving of vitriol, but hey - to each their own!

I don't know if I'd say "terrible." I mean, not great, but I've *certainly* seen worse.

The poster for 1968's WILD IN THE STREETS

The poster for 1992's BOB ROBERTS

The poster for 1998's BULWORTH

The 'Politicians Using Popular Music To Get Elected' Trilogy

Bud Cort (1948-2026) 🤍