This is how I access bluesky
βTrust me bro!β
5 hangers in a massive box
I think John Lewis could have used a smaller box for 5 coat hangers (and not sent them separately to everything else)
βMy dearest Theodora, are you enamoured by my new hat?β
βOh, sweet Cuthbert. I think you look like a bellend.β
#GirlsOwnCC
Tim Stanley The sun never did set on the empire... It lives on in Dubai
Tim Stanley must get some perverse pleasure from people thinking heβs a massive dickhead
Oh, heβs probably ok!
Tim Stanley The sun never did set on the empire... It lives on in Dubai
Tim Stanley must get some perverse pleasure from people thinking heβs a massive dickhead
The new Ayato-o-o-llah
βMy dearest Theodora, are you enamoured by my new hat?β
βOh, sweet Cuthbert. I think you look like a bellend.β
#GirlsOwnCC
Happy International Women's Day!
Donβt you dare celebrate non-International Women! Today isnβt for you!
#internationalwomensday
That time when Curtis Mayfield played full size Space Invaders on the BBC.
#OneHitWondersAtTheBBC
The new Ayato-o-o-llah
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
Isnβt it just! Would wear it now (might be a bit tight)
Iβve Never Been To Me by Charlene has fantastic lyrics.
Personal favourite:
βOh, I've been to Nice
And the isle of Greece
When I sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
And showed 'em what I've gotβ
#OneHitWondersAtTheBBC
Victor Anichebe @VictorAnichebe Can you tweet something like Unbelievable support yesterday and great effort by the lads! Hard result to take! But we go again!
Just about the only good thing Starmer has done in power is not joining the offensive on Iran. Both morally and politically.
Trump attacking him for it can only be good for Starmer at home.
That time when Curtis Mayfield played full size Space Invaders on the BBC.
#OneHitWondersAtTheBBC
Both will do for sure!
Or he knows he only has a few weeks left! π€πΌ
Just put BBC2 on and read that Robbie Williams did a cover of There She Goes by The Laβs and I now have even less respect for him than before!
#OneHitWondersAtTheBBC
You Get What You Give by New Radicals
REVEALED: The jaw-dropping thing Andrew said to William at royal funeral
βAnd at the end, it turns out that Bruce Willis was dead all along!β
Thank fuck for that!
All downhill since then! π