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True!

Here in the UK he was called Hannibal Ponsonby-Smythe.

Ruined the whole fucking movie!

10.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress

You’re all wrong! It’s the late, great Hannibal Buress

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This is how I access bluesky

10.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œTrust me bro!”

09.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
scooby doo giving a thumbs up in a cartoon ALT: scooby doo giving a thumbs up in a cartoon
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5 hangers in a massive box

5 hangers in a massive box

I think John Lewis could have used a smaller box for 5 coat hangers (and not sent them separately to everything else)

09.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMy dearest Theodora, are you enamoured by my new hat?”

β€œOh, sweet Cuthbert. I think you look like a bellend.”

#GirlsOwnCC

08.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tim Stanley
The sun never did set on the empire...
It lives on in Dubai

Tim Stanley The sun never did set on the empire... It lives on in Dubai

Tim Stanley must get some perverse pleasure from people thinking he’s a massive dickhead

09.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, he’s probably ok!

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Tim Stanley
The sun never did set on the empire...
It lives on in Dubai

Tim Stanley The sun never did set on the empire... It lives on in Dubai

Tim Stanley must get some perverse pleasure from people thinking he’s a massive dickhead

09.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The new Ayato-o-o-llah

08.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMy dearest Theodora, are you enamoured by my new hat?”

β€œOh, sweet Cuthbert. I think you look like a bellend.”

#GirlsOwnCC

08.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy International Women's Day!

Don’t you dare celebrate non-International Women! Today isn’t for you!

#internationalwomensday

08.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That time when Curtis Mayfield played full size Space Invaders on the BBC.

#OneHitWondersAtTheBBC

07.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The new Ayato-o-o-llah

08.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 7417 πŸ” 2094 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 111

Isn’t it just! Would wear it now (might be a bit tight)

08.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve Never Been To Me by Charlene has fantastic lyrics.

Personal favourite:

β€œOh, I've been to Nice
And the isle of Greece
When I sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
And showed 'em what I've got”

#OneHitWondersAtTheBBC

07.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Victor Anichebe
@VictorAnichebe

Can you tweet something like
Unbelievable support yesterday and great effort by the lads! Hard result to take! But we go again!

Victor Anichebe @VictorAnichebe Can you tweet something like Unbelievable support yesterday and great effort by the lads! Hard result to take! But we go again!

07.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just about the only good thing Starmer has done in power is not joining the offensive on Iran. Both morally and politically.

Trump attacking him for it can only be good for Starmer at home.

07.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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That time when Curtis Mayfield played full size Space Invaders on the BBC.

#OneHitWondersAtTheBBC

07.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Both will do for sure!

07.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or he knows he only has a few weeks left! 🀞🏼

07.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just put BBC2 on and read that Robbie Williams did a cover of There She Goes by The La’s and I now have even less respect for him than before!

#OneHitWondersAtTheBBC

07.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You Get What You Give by New Radicals

07.03.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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REVEALED:
The jaw-dropping thing Andrew said to William at royal funeral

REVEALED: The jaw-dropping thing Andrew said to William at royal funeral

β€œAnd at the end, it turns out that Bruce Willis was dead all along!”

07.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0